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Nov 30, 2020 15:08:11   #
Kerry Hansen Loc: Bremerton, WA
 
Old prospector Bad Bobby shuffled into town leading an old tired mule.The old man headed straight for the only saloon to clear his parched throat. He walked up and tied his old mule to the hitch rail.  As he stood there, brushing some of the dust from his face and clothes, The young gunslinger Plum stepped out of the saloon with a gun in one hand and a bottle of whiskey in the other.Plum the young gunslinger looked at old man Bad Bob and laughed, saying, "Hey old man, have you ever danced?"  The old Bad looked up at Plum and said, "No, I never did dance.. never really wanted to."A crowd had gathered as Plum grinned and said,  "Well, you old fool, you're gonna dance now," and started shooting at the old Bad's feet.Old Bad Bobby the prospector - not wanting to get a toe blown off - started hopping around like a flea on a hot skillet.  Everybody was laughing, fit to be tied.When his last bullet had been fired, the young Plum, still laughing, holstered his gun and turned around to go back into the saloon.The old man bad Bobby turned to his pack mule, pulled out a double-barreled shotgun, and cocked both hammers. The loud clicks carried clearly through the desert air.The crowd stopped laughing immediately. The young Plum heard the sounds too, and he turned around very slowly.  The silence was almost deafening.  The crowd watched as the young Plum stared at the old Bad Bobby and the large gaping holes of those twin barrels.The barrels of the shotgun never wavered in the old Bad's hands, as he quietly said, "Son, have you ever licked a mule's ass?"Plum the gunslinger swallowed hard and said, "No sir..... but... I've always wanted to."There are a few lessons for us all here:Never be arrogant.Don't waste ammunition.Whiskey makes you think you're smarter than you are.Always, always make sure you know who has the power.Don't mess with old men; they didn't get old by being stupid.I just love a story with a happy ending, don't you? 

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Nov 30, 2020 15:24:03   #
hacksaw Loc: Pasadena, Texas
 
Kerry Hansen wrote:
Old prospector Bad Bobby shuffled into town leading an old tired mule.The old man headed straight for the only saloon to clear his parched throat. He walked up and tied his old mule to the hitch rail.  As he stood there, brushing some of the dust from his face and clothes, The young gunslinger Plum stepped out of the saloon with a gun in one hand and a bottle of whiskey in the other.Plum the young gunslinger looked at old man Bad Bob and laughed, saying, "Hey old man, have you ever danced?"  The old Bad looked up at Plum and said, "No, I never did dance.. never really wanted to."A crowd had gathered as Plum grinned and said,  "Well, you old fool, you're gonna dance now," and started shooting at the old Bad's feet.Old Bad Bobby the prospector - not wanting to get a toe blown off - started hopping around like a flea on a hot skillet.  Everybody was laughing, fit to be tied.When his last bullet had been fired, the young Plum, still laughing, holstered his gun and turned around to go back into the saloon.The old man bad Bobby turned to his pack mule, pulled out a double-barreled shotgun, and cocked both hammers. The loud clicks carried clearly through the desert air.The crowd stopped laughing immediately. The young Plum heard the sounds too, and he turned around very slowly.  The silence was almost deafening.  The crowd watched as the young Plum stared at the old Bad Bobby and the large gaping holes of those twin barrels.The barrels of the shotgun never wavered in the old Bad's hands, as he quietly said, "Son, have you ever licked a mule's ass?"Plum the gunslinger swallowed hard and said, "No sir..... but... I've always wanted to."There are a few lessons for us all here:Never be arrogant.Don't waste ammunition.Whiskey makes you think you're smarter than you are.Always, always make sure you know who has the power.Don't mess with old men; they didn't get old by being stupid.I just love a story with a happy ending, don't you? 
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Yes Kerry, yes I do. Hope the Mule enjoyed it as much as I did reading about it.
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Nov 30, 2020 15:24:05   #
bahmer Loc: Northern Illinois Rockford
 
Kerry Hansen wrote:
Old prospector Bad Bobby shuffled into town leading an old tired mule.The old man headed straight for the only saloon to clear his parched throat. He walked up and tied his old mule to the hitch rail.  As he stood there, brushing some of the dust from his face and clothes, The young gunslinger Plum stepped out of the saloon with a gun in one hand and a bottle of whiskey in the other.Plum the young gunslinger looked at old man Bad Bob and laughed, saying, "Hey old man, have you ever danced?"  The old Bad looked up at Plum and said, "No, I never did dance.. never really wanted to."A crowd had gathered as Plum grinned and said,  "Well, you old fool, you're gonna dance now," and started shooting at the old Bad's feet.Old Bad Bobby the prospector - not wanting to get a toe blown off - started hopping around like a flea on a hot skillet.  Everybody was laughing, fit to be tied.When his last bullet had been fired, the young Plum, still laughing, holstered his gun and turned around to go back into the saloon.The old man bad Bobby turned to his pack mule, pulled out a double-barreled shotgun, and cocked both hammers. The loud clicks carried clearly through the desert air.The crowd stopped laughing immediately. The young Plum heard the sounds too, and he turned around very slowly.  The silence was almost deafening.  The crowd watched as the young Plum stared at the old Bad Bobby and the large gaping holes of those twin barrels.The barrels of the shotgun never wavered in the old Bad's hands, as he quietly said, "Son, have you ever licked a mule's ass?"Plum the gunslinger swallowed hard and said, "No sir..... but... I've always wanted to."There are a few lessons for us all here:Never be arrogant.Don't waste ammunition.Whiskey makes you think you're smarter than you are.Always, always make sure you know who has the power.Don't mess with old men; they didn't get old by being stupid.I just love a story with a happy ending, don't you? 
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Nov 30, 2020 16:29:13   #
1old timer
 
Sounds like my old grandpappy

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Nov 30, 2020 18:20:35   #
FourchonLa. Loc: Fourchon Louisiana, South Louisiana
 
Good one Kerry although I believe Plumbob may have a different opinion.

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Nov 30, 2020 18:50:02   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
Animal rights activists might have an issue

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Nov 30, 2020 19:27:50   #
Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the Great Wall...
 
Kerry Hansen wrote:
Old prospector Bad Bobby shuffled into town leading an old tired mule.The old man headed straight for the only saloon to clear his parched throat. He walked up and tied his old mule to the hitch rail.  As he stood there, brushing some of the dust from his face and clothes, The young gunslinger Plum stepped out of the saloon with a gun in one hand and a bottle of whiskey in the other.Plum the young gunslinger looked at old man Bad Bob and laughed, saying, "Hey old man, have you ever danced?"  The old Bad looked up at Plum and said, "No, I never did dance.. never really wanted to."A crowd had gathered as Plum grinned and said,  "Well, you old fool, you're gonna dance now," and started shooting at the old Bad's feet.Old Bad Bobby the prospector - not wanting to get a toe blown off - started hopping around like a flea on a hot skillet.  Everybody was laughing, fit to be tied.When his last bullet had been fired, the young Plum, still laughing, holstered his gun and turned around to go back into the saloon.The old man bad Bobby turned to his pack mule, pulled out a double-barreled shotgun, and cocked both hammers. The loud clicks carried clearly through the desert air.The crowd stopped laughing immediately. The young Plum heard the sounds too, and he turned around very slowly.  The silence was almost deafening.  The crowd watched as the young Plum stared at the old Bad Bobby and the large gaping holes of those twin barrels.The barrels of the shotgun never wavered in the old Bad's hands, as he quietly said, "Son, have you ever licked a mule's ass?"Plum the gunslinger swallowed hard and said, "No sir..... but... I've always wanted to."There are a few lessons for us all here:Never be arrogant.Don't waste ammunition.Whiskey makes you think you're smarter than you are.Always, always make sure you know who has the power.Don't mess with old men; they didn't get old by being stupid.I just love a story with a happy ending, don't you? 
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Why is Bad Bobby riding a mule???

Should be a stallion

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Nov 30, 2020 19:32:24   #
Kerry Hansen Loc: Bremerton, WA
 
stallion might be too fast!

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Nov 30, 2020 20:25:13   #
Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the Great Wall...
 
Kerry Hansen wrote:
stallion might be too fast!


How about an old nag

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Nov 30, 2020 20:31:40   #
Spiritof27 Loc: Lincoln, CA
 
He wasn't riding it, he was leading it. Have you ever ridden a mule? You know that expression "stubborn as"? They pretty much go where ever the hell they want to go. But strong? Carryin all that gold bobby found. Need a strong animal for that.

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Dec 1, 2020 04:37:01   #
Jeremy Loc: America
 
Spiritof27 wrote:
He wasn't riding it, he was leading it. Have you ever ridden a mule? You know that expression "stubborn as"? They pretty much go where ever the hell they want to go. But strong? Carryin all that gold bobby found. Need a strong animal for that.


YUP. I will pass on Riding them. I don't mind a good horse.

I was having blurred vision from laughing so hard I was crying when he asked if ever licked a Mules ass. Cracked me up.

Good One Kerry.

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Dec 1, 2020 06:09:51   #
Graywulff Loc: Cortez,Co.
 
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
Why is Bad Bobby riding a mule???

Should be a stallion
Welcome back CD we've missed you.

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Dec 1, 2020 07:09:49   #
Big dog Loc: Bayshore, Long Island, New York
 
Kerry Hansen wrote:
Old prospector Bad Bobby shuffled into town leading an old tired mule.The old man headed straight for the only saloon to clear his parched throat. He walked up and tied his old mule to the hitch rail.  As he stood there, brushing some of the dust from his face and clothes, The young gunslinger Plum stepped out of the saloon with a gun in one hand and a bottle of whiskey in the other.Plum the young gunslinger looked at old man Bad Bob and laughed, saying, "Hey old man, have you ever danced?"  The old Bad looked up at Plum and said, "No, I never did dance.. never really wanted to."A crowd had gathered as Plum grinned and said,  "Well, you old fool, you're gonna dance now," and started shooting at the old Bad's feet.Old Bad Bobby the prospector - not wanting to get a toe blown off - started hopping around like a flea on a hot skillet.  Everybody was laughing, fit to be tied.When his last bullet had been fired, the young Plum, still laughing, holstered his gun and turned around to go back into the saloon.The old man bad Bobby turned to his pack mule, pulled out a double-barreled shotgun, and cocked both hammers. The loud clicks carried clearly through the desert air.The crowd stopped laughing immediately. The young Plum heard the sounds too, and he turned around very slowly.  The silence was almost deafening.  The crowd watched as the young Plum stared at the old Bad Bobby and the large gaping holes of those twin barrels.The barrels of the shotgun never wavered in the old Bad's hands, as he quietly said, "Son, have you ever licked a mule's ass?"Plum the gunslinger swallowed hard and said, "No sir..... but... I've always wanted to."There are a few lessons for us all here:Never be arrogant.Don't waste ammunition.Whiskey makes you think you're smarter than you are.Always, always make sure you know who has the power.Don't mess with old men; they didn't get old by being stupid.I just love a story with a happy ending, don't you? 
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Amen

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Dec 1, 2020 08:05:29   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
Kerry Hansen wrote:
Old prospector Bad Bobby shuffled into town leading an old tired mule.The old man headed straight for the only saloon to clear his parched throat. He walked up and tied his old mule to the hitch rail.  As he stood there, brushing some of the dust from his face and clothes, The young gunslinger Plum stepped out of the saloon with a gun in one hand and a bottle of whiskey in the other.Plum the young gunslinger looked at old man Bad Bob and laughed, saying, "Hey old man, have you ever danced?"  The old Bad looked up at Plum and said, "No, I never did dance.. never really wanted to."A crowd had gathered as Plum grinned and said,  "Well, you old fool, you're gonna dance now," and started shooting at the old Bad's feet.Old Bad Bobby the prospector - not wanting to get a toe blown off - started hopping around like a flea on a hot skillet.  Everybody was laughing, fit to be tied.When his last bullet had been fired, the young Plum, still laughing, holstered his gun and turned around to go back into the saloon.The old man bad Bobby turned to his pack mule, pulled out a double-barreled shotgun, and cocked both hammers. The loud clicks carried clearly through the desert air.The crowd stopped laughing immediately. The young Plum heard the sounds too, and he turned around very slowly.  The silence was almost deafening.  The crowd watched as the young Plum stared at the old Bad Bobby and the large gaping holes of those twin barrels.The barrels of the shotgun never wavered in the old Bad's hands, as he quietly said, "Son, have you ever licked a mule's ass?"Plum the gunslinger swallowed hard and said, "No sir..... but... I've always wanted to."There are a few lessons for us all here:Never be arrogant.Don't waste ammunition.Whiskey makes you think you're smarter than you are.Always, always make sure you know who has the power.Don't mess with old men; they didn't get old by being stupid.I just love a story with a happy ending, don't you? 
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Is this the part where young Plum chimes in?

From what the plumjuice told me, Plum said something to the reference of:

Took a lickin and kept on tickin.

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Dec 1, 2020 08:26:23   #
Frank romero Loc: Clovis, NM
 
Kerry Hansen wrote:
Old prospector Bad Bobby shuffled into town leading an old tired mule.The old man headed straight for the only saloon to clear his parched throat. He walked up and tied his old mule to the hitch rail.  As he stood there, brushing some of the dust from his face and clothes, The young gunslinger Plum stepped out of the saloon with a gun in one hand and a bottle of whiskey in the other.Plum the young gunslinger looked at old man Bad Bob and laughed, saying, "Hey old man, have you ever danced?"  The old Bad looked up at Plum and said, "No, I never did dance.. never really wanted to."A crowd had gathered as Plum grinned and said,  "Well, you old fool, you're gonna dance now," and started shooting at the old Bad's feet.Old Bad Bobby the prospector - not wanting to get a toe blown off - started hopping around like a flea on a hot skillet.  Everybody was laughing, fit to be tied.When his last bullet had been fired, the young Plum, still laughing, holstered his gun and turned around to go back into the saloon.The old man bad Bobby turned to his pack mule, pulled out a double-barreled shotgun, and cocked both hammers. The loud clicks carried clearly through the desert air.The crowd stopped laughing immediately. The young Plum heard the sounds too, and he turned around very slowly.  The silence was almost deafening.  The crowd watched as the young Plum stared at the old Bad Bobby and the large gaping holes of those twin barrels.The barrels of the shotgun never wavered in the old Bad's hands, as he quietly said, "Son, have you ever licked a mule's ass?"Plum the gunslinger swallowed hard and said, "No sir..... but... I've always wanted to."There are a few lessons for us all here:Never be arrogant.Don't waste ammunition.Whiskey makes you think you're smarter than you are.Always, always make sure you know who has the power.Don't mess with old men; they didn't get old by being stupid.I just love a story with a happy ending, don't you? 
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Good one. You are giving cdb a run for the money. Great way to start the day.

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