Video Bob Loc: Norfolk, Va

In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop, a stunningly beautiful young woman was waiting for the bus. She was decked out in a tight black leather mini skirt with matching leather boots and jacket.

As the bus rolled up and it became her turn to get on the bus, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the buses first step.

So, slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her and unzipped her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg.

Again she tried to make the step onto the bus only to discover she still could not make the step. So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her and unzipped her skirt a little more.

And for a second time she attempted the step and once again, much to her dismay, she could not raise her leg because of the tight skirt.

So, with a coy little smile to the driver, she again unzipped the offending skirt to give a little more slack and again was unable to make the step.

About this time the big Texan that was behind her in the line picked her up easily from the waist and placed her lightly on the step of the bus.

The pretty young woman went ballistic and turned on the would-be hero, screeching at him, “How dare you touch my body! I don’t even know who you are!!!”

At this the Texan drawled, “Well ma’am, normally I would agree with you but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kind of figured that we were friends

Rutinbuck Loc: Haysville, Kansas

Now that’s a funny one right there VB!

Robert J Samples Loc: Round Rock, Texas

Well Honey, we became close ever thou you didn’t even know my name! Just Sayin...RJS

flyguy Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!

Good mornin' Bob, thanks for sharing.

dbed Loc: POMME DE TERRE LAKE MISSOURI

good way to start the day

Lee626 Loc: Brick NJ [ near the Jersey shore ]

Strange way to meet, good one thanks

Huntm22 Loc: Northern Utah. - West Haven

Would have thought she would have noticed the rod when she went to unzip - not very observant that gal.

Robert J Samples Loc: Round Rock, Texas

Well, if she had only looked down, she whould have seen he had on "roach killer" toed boots and would have recognized he was a Texan. Just Sayin...RJS

The CDB is Awesome Loc: Marshall, Madison County, North Carolina

Those boots don't mean someone is a Texan, if anyone thinks they are country they wear them, I usually get thrown in with that crowd, And I'll admit I do wear them, but I have a different reason.. They were the only thing on sale at the shoe store. And I'm no Texan

The CDB is Awesome Loc: Marshall, Madison County, North Carolina

Well, you would have thought she would have noticed,

A. The little flap of fabric that covers the fly.

B. That it was zipped back up each time.

C. That her hand was facing the wrong way, Her hand should have been facing her, but to unzip his her hand would have been facing back.

D.that the fabric around the zipper wasn't leather.

just a lot of things really, she may be pretty and all, but she does need to become more observant

Lee626 Loc: Brick NJ [ near the Jersey shore ]

Mabey she was blonde could've gave the joke another twist

The CDB is Awesome Loc: Marshall, Madison County, North Carolina

Maybe, Maybe she just had half her mind on her phone, and there wasn't enough left to notice.

Yankeeblue Loc: Manchester CT (near Hartford)

That was funny. Thanks Bob

Able Man Loc: North Coast (Cleveland, Ohio)

Thanks, Video Bob; ¡Laughter truly IS the "best medicine"!

Robert J Samples Loc: Round Rock, Texas

Well you'd be right except if she was a blond! Just Sayin...RJS