controlling your husbands temper(listen closely ladies)
Oct 12, 2020 12:43:07 #
woman goes to the Doctor, worried about her husband's temper.
The Doctor asks: "What's the problem?
The woman says: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every day my husband
seems to lose his temper for no reason. It scares me.”
The Doctor says: "I have a cure for that. When it seems that your
husband is getting angry, just take a glass of water and start swishing
it in your mouth. Just swish and swish but don't swallow it until he
either leaves the room or calms down.
Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and
reborn.
The woman says: "Doctor that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband
started losing it, I swished with water. I swished and swished, and he
calmed right down! How does a glass of water do that?"
The Doctor says: "The water itself does nothing. It's keeping your mouth
shut that does the trick .
The Doctor asks: "What's the problem?
The woman says: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every day my husband
seems to lose his temper for no reason. It scares me.”
The Doctor says: "I have a cure for that. When it seems that your
husband is getting angry, just take a glass of water and start swishing
it in your mouth. Just swish and swish but don't swallow it until he
either leaves the room or calms down.
Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and
reborn.
The woman says: "Doctor that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband
started losing it, I swished with water. I swished and swished, and he
calmed right down! How does a glass of water do that?"
The Doctor says: "The water itself does nothing. It's keeping your mouth
shut that does the trick .
Oct 12, 2020 13:03:49 #
BadFisherman
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
woman goes to the Doctor, worried about her husban... (show quote)
Clearly, the most sagacious-in-nature advice thread you've ever posted, Ol' Feller
Oct 12, 2020 13:12:40 #
BadFisherman wrote:
Clearly, the most sagacious in nature advice thread you've ever posted, Ol' Feller
glad to see you have finally recognized the wisdom in my posts.Thank you
BTW
who read it for you?
Oct 12, 2020 13:22:13 #
BadFisherman
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
glad to see you have finally recognized the wisdom in my posts.Thank you
BTW
who read it for you?
BTW
who read it for you?
Well, regarding your writing it, “Even a blind squirrel finds an acorn (of wisdom) once in a while."
Oct 12, 2020 14:28:28 #
Well, I have discovered that if both parties would keep their mouths shut, there would be fewer and shorter arguments. Just Sayin....RJS
Oct 12, 2020 15:04:23 #
badbobby wrote:
woman goes to the Doctor, worried about her husban... (show quote)
Tempted to pass this on, however the bed is cozier then the sofa.Oct 12, 2020 15:08:42 #
plumbob wrote: Tempted to pass this on, however the bed is cozier then the sofa.
Tempted to pass this on, however the bed is cozier then the sofa.the safe thing is to keep some comments to yourself
you are a wise man plum
Oct 12, 2020 15:12:48 #
badbobby wrote:
the safe thing is to keep some comments to yourself
you are a wise man plum
you are a wise man plum
Wise? no that went out with the wisea$$. Experienced maybe.
Oct 12, 2020 15:18:59 #
BadFisherman
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
plumbob wrote:
Wise? no that went out with the wisea$$. Experienced maybe.
Experience brings wisdom. Oct 12, 2020 15:26:30 #
BadFisherman wrote: Experience brings wisdom.
Experience brings wisdom. Sure hope so. But that foot and mouth disease rears itself now and then.
Oct 12, 2020 15:42:36 #
BadFisherman
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
plumbob wrote:
Sure hope so. But that foot and mouth disease rears itself now and then.
'Foot-in-mouth' disease seems more appropriate.
(See below)https://www.fishingstage.com/t-24892-1.html#297995
Oct 12, 2020 16:12:04 #
Oct 12, 2020 16:41:57 #
BadFisherman
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Jeremy wrote:
Foot In Mouth ( FIM ) is similar to (HUYA)
HUYA, eh
I doubt anyone will question the meaning of that acronym. Oct 12, 2020 17:08:50 #
ghaynes1
Loc: Strawberry Plains, TN
badbobby wrote:
woman goes to the Doctor, worried about her husban... (show quote)
Of course we have no idea how long she swished the water before he calmed down. The question is, "Could she swish the water long enough for him to calm down or would she swallow water and start talking?" My money is on her swallowing the water and talking.
Oct 12, 2020 17:17:53 #
BadFisherman
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
ghaynes1 wrote:
Of course we have no idea how long she swished the water before he calmed down. The question is, "Could she swish the water long enough for him to calm down or would she swallow water and start talking?" My money is on her swallowing the water and talking.
Spoken as a twice-divorced man would.
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