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Oct 12, 2020 15:39:01   #
BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Plum's wife kept on hinting that he should get things fixed, like when the lawn mower broke. For some reason, something always came between him fixing it, like email, the car, the truck, fishing.

So one day, Plum came home to find that Plumjuice had found a workaround to the situation. He found her seated in the tall grass with a small pair of scissors, snipping away at the tall blades.

After watching her briefly, Plum went into the house. Shortly thereafter, he came out again and handed her a toothbrush while saying:

'When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway.”

Doctors said Plum would walk again, but will always have a limp.

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Oct 12, 2020 16:10:44   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
BadFisherman wrote:
Plum's wife kept on hinting that he should get things fixed, like when the lawn mower broke. For some reason, something always came between him fixing it, like email, the car, the truck, fishing.

So one day, Plum came home to find that Plumjuice had found a workaround to the situation. He found her seated in the tall grass with a small pair of scissors, snipping away at the tall blades.

After watching her briefly, Plum went into the house. Shortly thereafter, he came out again and handed her a toothbrush while saying:

'When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway.”

Doctors said Plum would walk again, but will always have a limp.
Plum's wife kept on hinting that he should get thi... (show quote)

that was cruel BF
shame on you

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Oct 12, 2020 16:25:10   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
BadFisherman wrote:
Plum's wife kept on hinting that he should get things fixed, like when the lawn mower broke. For some reason, something always came between him fixing it, like email, the car, the truck, fishing.

So one day, Plum came home to find that Plumjuice had found a workaround to the situation. He found her seated in the tall grass with a small pair of scissors, snipping away at the tall blades.

After watching her briefly, Plum went into the house. Shortly thereafter, he came out again and handed her a toothbrush while saying:

'When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway.”

Doctors said Plum would walk again, but will always have a limp.
Plum's wife kept on hinting that he should get thi... (show quote)



Ouch.

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Oct 12, 2020 16:35:28   #
BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
that was cruel BF
shame on you

Yeah, BB, I do feel ashamed. Yet, I had previously told Plum, last time he wronged me, that 'Revenge is a dish best served cold.'

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Oct 12, 2020 16:40:30   #
ghaynes1 Loc: Strawberry Plains, TN
 
BadFisherman wrote:
Plum's wife kept on hinting that he should get things fixed, like when the lawn mower broke. For some reason, something always came between him fixing it, like email, the car, the truck, fishing.

So one day, Plum came home to find that Plumjuice had found a workaround to the situation. He found her seated in the tall grass with a small pair of scissors, snipping away at the tall blades.

After watching her briefly, Plum went into the house. Shortly thereafter, he came out again and handed her a toothbrush while saying:

'When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway.”

Doctors said Plum would walk again, but will always have a limp.
Plum's wife kept on hinting that he should get thi... (show quote)


That toothbrush is also very effective cleaning the grout between tiles when Plum recovers he should try it.

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Oct 12, 2020 16:44:10   #
BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
ghaynes1 wrote:
That toothbrush is also very effective cleaning the grout between tiles when Plum recovers he should try it.

Do you speak from experience, my friend

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Oct 12, 2020 16:47:36   #
ghaynes1 Loc: Strawberry Plains, TN
 
No. Richard Gere in "Officer and a Gentleman" as a punishment.

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Oct 12, 2020 16:58:11   #
BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
ghaynes1 wrote:
No. Richard Gere in "Officer and a Gentleman" as a punishment.

I had forgotten that scene from the movie. Didn't Gump & Bubba do something similar in Forrest Gump

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Oct 12, 2020 17:00:35   #
ghaynes1 Loc: Strawberry Plains, TN
 
BadFisherman wrote:
I had forgotten that scene from the movie. Didn't Gump & Bubba do something similar in Forrest Gump


Pretty sure I remember those 2 on the floor with toothbrushes in that movie. You must have some stories from Marine boot camp, right?

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Oct 12, 2020 17:19:55   #
BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
ghaynes1 wrote:
Pretty sure I remember those 2 on the floor with toothbrushes in that movie. You must have some stories from Marine boot camp, right?

Oh, yeah, for sure. I'll probably save 'em for the Meet 'N Greet in May...probably.

Most of 'em are only funny in retrospect. They damn sure weren't funny at the time.

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Oct 12, 2020 17:26:12   #
ghaynes1 Loc: Strawberry Plains, TN
 
BadFisherman wrote:
Oh, yeah, for sure. I'll probably save 'em for the Meet 'N Greet in May...probably.

Most of 'em are only funny in retrospect. They damn sure weren't funny at the time.


Don't hold your breath on that M&G unless they have a vaccine folks are confident in.

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Oct 12, 2020 18:01:06   #
FinFisherman Loc: Born in Ohio - 40 yrs Florida- Clearwater,Fl
 
BadFisherman wrote:
Oh, yeah, for sure. I'll probably save 'em for the Meet 'N Greet in May...probably.

Most of 'em are only funny in retrospect. They damn sure weren't funny at the time.


BF Wasn't in the Marines It was the Navy for me but the things that happened in service only service men would understand.

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Oct 12, 2020 18:12:33   #
BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
ghaynes1 wrote:
Don't hold your breath on that M&G unless they have a vaccine folks are confident in.

I worry that you are probably right.

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Oct 12, 2020 18:19:32   #
ghaynes1 Loc: Strawberry Plains, TN
 
BadFisherman wrote:
I worry that you are probably right.


We still have time to see how things play out.

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Oct 12, 2020 18:30:50   #
BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
ghaynes1 wrote:
We still have time to see how things play out.

If'n it doesn't work out, the money and effort will be used for a trip elsewhere, maybe even Spring City.

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