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Oct 10, 2020 18:53:19   #
mikefain Loc: Columbia R, PDX/Vancouver
 
Doyle and the Mrs. were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. Doyle gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. "Not a chance," says Doyle, "it is 3:00 in the morning!" He slams the door and returns to bed.

"Who was that?" asked the Mrs... "Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers. "Did you help him?" she asks. "No, I did not, it's 3 am in the morning and it's bloomin' well pouring with rain out there!" "Well, you have a short memory," she says. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself! God loves drunk people too you know."

Doyle does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain. He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?" "Yes," comes back the answer. "Do you still need a push?" Doyle calls out. "Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark. "Where are you?" asks Doyle. "Over here - on the swing," replied the drunk.

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Oct 10, 2020 19:38:41   #
Able Man Loc: North Coast (Cleveland, Ohio)
 
¡¡¡Just add ALCOHOL!!!

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Oct 10, 2020 19:59:15   #
Fredfish Loc: Prospect CT.
 
Good one Mike.

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Oct 10, 2020 20:42:39   #
FourchonLa. Loc: Fourchon Louisiana, South Louisiana
 
mikefain wrote:
Doyle and the Mrs. were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. Doyle gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. "Not a chance," says Doyle, "it is 3:00 in the morning!" He slams the door and returns to bed.

"Who was that?" asked the Mrs... "Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers. "Did you help him?" she asks. "No, I did not, it's 3 am in the morning and it's bloomin' well pouring with rain out there!" "Well, you have a short memory," she says. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself! God loves drunk people too you know."

Doyle does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain. He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?" "Yes," comes back the answer. "Do you still need a push?" Doyle calls out. "Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark. "Where are you?" asks Doyle. "Over here - on the swing," replied the drunk.
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Had to be Billy.

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Oct 10, 2020 21:32:27   #
flyguy Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!
 
mikefain wrote:
Doyle and the Mrs. were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. Doyle gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. "Not a chance," says Doyle, "it is 3:00 in the morning!" He slams the door and returns to bed.

"Who was that?" asked the Mrs... "Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers. "Did you help him?" she asks. "No, I did not, it's 3 am in the morning and it's bloomin' well pouring with rain out there!" "Well, you have a short memory," she says. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself! God loves drunk people too you know."

Doyle does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain. He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?" "Yes," comes back the answer. "Do you still need a push?" Doyle calls out. "Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark. "Where are you?" asks Doyle. "Over here - on the swing," replied the drunk.
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Easier than pushing a car.

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Oct 11, 2020 00:03:09   #
Egghead
 
Well ????? Did he push him.

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Oct 11, 2020 01:25:03   #
mikefain Loc: Columbia R, PDX/Vancouver
 
Egghead wrote:
Well ????? Did he push him.


If he's smart, he's going to do as the Mrs. directed. Costs him nothing except a short time in the rain and will keep the domestic benefits coming. Plus, the swinger gets his wish. A win-win-win !

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Oct 11, 2020 07:04:18   #
BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
mikefain wrote:
If he's smart, he's going to do as the Mrs. directed. Costs him nothing except a short time in the rain and will keep the domestic benefits coming. Plus, the swinger gets his wish. A win-win-win !

Well...that's one way of looking at it.

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Oct 11, 2020 07:05:08   #
BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
FourchonLa. wrote:
Had to be Billy.

Admittedly, I did have to go back and check to see if CDB started this thread. sm17:

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Oct 11, 2020 15:37:56   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
BadFisherman wrote:
Admittedly, I did have to go back and check to see if CDB started this thread. sm17:


hmmm
looks to me that someone else knows Doyle

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Oct 11, 2020 16:04:29   #
BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
hmmm
looks to me that someone else knows Doyle

There's a Doyle in everyone's life.

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Oct 11, 2020 16:08:10   #
FourchonLa. Loc: Fourchon Louisiana, South Louisiana
 
BadFisherman wrote:
There's a Doyle in everyone's life.


You beat me to it. One of my brothers in law. Did you have a good time yesterday?

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Oct 11, 2020 16:15:30   #
BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
FourchonLa. wrote:
You beat me to it. One of my brothers in law. Did you have a good time yesterday?

I/we had a great time. However, I'm quite sure we broke the social distancing rules as none of us wore a mask. It has been a while since we last got together. We grilled NY strip steaks with baked potatoes, and a great tossed salad with everthing in it...to include a favorite of mine, avocadoes. I also had a chance to see/hold my two newest great-grandchildren, Kinsley and Hadley. It was time well spent.

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Oct 11, 2020 16:46:43   #
FourchonLa. Loc: Fourchon Louisiana, South Louisiana
 
BadFisherman wrote:
I/we had a great time. However, I'm quite sure we broke the social distancing rules as none of us wore a mask. It has been a while since we last got together. We grilled NY strip steaks with baked potatoes, and a great tossed salad with everthing in it...to include a favorite of mine, avocadoes. I also had a chance to see/hold my two newest great-grandchildren, Kinsley and Hadley. It was time well worth spent.


Sounds like you’re living life as it was intended. I’m happy for you.

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Oct 11, 2020 16:52:06   #
BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
FourchonLa. wrote:
Sounds like you’re living life as it was intended. I’m happy for you.

It was a day that showcased what life is all about: FAMILY.

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