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Sep 23, 2020 16:51:32   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
EasternOZ wrote:
It is a fair weather sport if you play in the winter you might end up with blue balls.

I like playing puttputt with the grandkids but the oldest grandson caught on to the reason for always going last.

Get the lay of the astroturf.

Now he always wants to be last.


You taught him well.

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Sep 23, 2020 17:13:17   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
plumbob wrote:
You taught him well.


At first when he was 7 or 8 he accused me of cheating.

I tried to keep a straight face and ask how he figured I was cheating.

If you don't want to know don't ask.

I told him why I went last after that it became impossible for me to be last.

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Sep 23, 2020 17:37:20   #
FixorFish Loc: SW Oregon
 
GSMJr wrote:
I have never understood the game of golf.
You smack a ball as hard as you can, start swearing, then have to go chase & find it.
Next, you smack it a few more times until it falls in a small hole.
Now you turn your back and scribble a number on a piece of paper making sure the others don’t see what you wrote.
You continue to do this 17 more times then add up the little numbers if you can read them, swear some more and join the others with a big smile.
Now you sit around a table with drinks lying about your score, grumbling about your bad drives and agreeing to meet next week to do the same thing.

I just don’t get it !?!
I have never understood the game of golf. br You s... (show quote)


After 2 semesters of golf classes in college, suggested by my counselor because I was "Pre-Med" ( "all Doctors should know how to play golf"....wtf ? ....'70's thought pattern, I guess) I concur with Mark Twain....."a good walk... spoiled by a damn game" !

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Oct 14, 2020 12:36:25   #
Big A Loc: Mesa, Arizona
 
GSMJr wrote:
I have never understood the game of golf.
You smack a ball as hard as you can, start swearing, then have to go chase & find it.
Next, you smack it a few more times until it falls in a small hole.
Now you turn your back and scribble a number on a piece of paper making sure the others don’t see what you wrote.
You continue to do this 17 more times then add up the little numbers if you can read them, swear some more and join the others with a big smile.
Now you sit around a table with drinks lying about your score, grumbling about your bad drives and agreeing to meet next week to do the same thing.

I just don’t get it !?!
I have never understood the game of golf. br You s... (show quote)


If you want a good laugh, find
the video of Robin Williams explaining how the game of
golf was invented, complete
with Scottish brogue and all !
It is hilarious !

(If I could, I'd post it
on here; just not tech
savvy enough to do so !)

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