Pussy willows
Sep 22, 2020 18:26:31 #
Doyle and Billy were golfing when Billy hit his ball into the woods, Doyle poked fun at him, Until Doyle hit his ball into the woods as well, As they were searching Billy found his ball in a patch of Buttercups, It took him so long to find his ball, when he saw it he saw all red, And wore out the patch of buttercups. Then an old lady appeared and said, "Im mother nature Do you know how long it took me to make that patch of buttercups, As a punishment you will never be able to have butter for the rest of your live." Billy recovered from his situation and yelled, " Hey Doyle where are you?" Doyle said, " Im over here by the Pussy Willows." Billy said, "Dont swing! Don't swing At all!"
Sep 22, 2020 18:31:50 #
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Sep 22, 2020 20:50:24 #
The CDB is Awesome wrote:
Doyle and Billy were golfing when Billy hit his ba... (show quote)
Mention pussywillows and bb will be off of the porch quick.
Sep 22, 2020 20:53:33 #
EasternOZ wrote:
Mention pussywillows and bb will be off of the porch quick.
Sep 22, 2020 20:56:21 #
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Sep 22, 2020 22:19:05 #
dbed wrote:
good of Billy to warn him
I would warn another guy about that.
Sep 23, 2020 06:47:20 #
EasternOZ wrote:
Mention pussywillows and bb will be off of the porch quick.
Should that be couch quick? He is slacking these days.
Sep 23, 2020 09:18:20 #
plumbob wrote:
Should that be couch quick? He is slacking these days.
Where ever he might be sitting.
Sep 23, 2020 16:28:41 #
GSMJr
Loc: SoCal> Pflugerville (Austin), TX
flyguy wrote:
I'm glad I quit golfing many years ago.
I have never understood the game of golf.
You smack a ball as hard as you can, start swearing, then have to go chase & find it.
Next, you smack it a few more times until it falls in a small hole.
Now you turn your back and scribble a number on a piece of paper making sure the others don’t see what you wrote.
You continue to do this 17 more times then add up the little numbers if you can read them, swear some more and join the others with a big smile.
Now you sit around a table with drinks lying about your score, grumbling about your bad drives and agreeing to meet next week to do the same thing.
I just don’t get it !?!
Sep 23, 2020 16:35:11 #
GSMJr wrote:
I have never understood the game of golf. br You s... (show quote)
Yeah, I would be more inclined to play football. I would be perfect for Linebacker position. I was all lined up to play that position in High-school but it fell through because of schedule and my not being able to be there...
Sep 23, 2020 16:36:27 #
GSMJr wrote:
I have never understood the game of golf. br You s... (show quote)
Golf like fishing is an addiction. The best score and lie at the 19th hole or the biggest fish and a tale at the bar afterwards.
My preference is the 19th hole or the bar. Just needed an excuse to tell a story or two.
Sep 23, 2020 16:47:50 #
plumbob wrote:
Golf like fishing is an addiction. The best score and lie at the 19th hole or the biggest fish and a tale at the bar afterwards.
My preference is the 19th hole or the bar. Just needed an excuse to tell a story or two.
My preference is the 19th hole or the bar. Just needed an excuse to tell a story or two.
It is a fair weather sport if you play in the winter you might end up with blue balls.
I like playing puttputt with the grandkids but the oldest grandson caught on to the reason for always going last.
Get the lay of the astroturf.
Now he always wants to be last.
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