BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

A polish man moved to America, met and married an American woman. They got along well even though his English was poor. But then one day he went to see a lawyer and asked him to get a divorce from his wife. The lawyer told him that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances and asked him the following:

lawyer---Have you any grounds?

Polish man---Yes, acre and half

lawyer--No I mean what is the foundation of this case?

man---Is made from concrete

lawyer--I don't think you understand, does either of you have a real grudge?

man---No, we have carport

lawyer--I mean what are your relations like?

man--All relations in Poland

lawyer-Is there any infidelity in your marriage?

man--We have TV and stereo and DVD player

lawyer--Now tell me, does your wife beat you up?

man--No I always up before her

lawyer--Is your wife a nagger?

man--No sir, wife white

lawyer--Then there must be some reason you want a divorce

man--She gonna kill me

lawyer--What makes you think that?

man--I got proof

lawyer--What kind of proof?

Polish man---She going poison me. She buy bottle at drug store, hide in medicine cabinet in bathroom. I read English good.it says-----are you ready for this?

'POLISH REMOVER'

eddierbias Loc: Texas Panhandle Pampa 79065

Man o Man

dbed Loc: POMME DE TERRE LAKE MISSOURI

Another good one

FishfulThinking Loc: Venetia, Pa. 25 miles S. Of Pgh.

Got me on that one BF. LMAO

bahmer Loc: Northern Illinois Rockford

Sure do miss badbobby hope all is working out for him. Thanks for the laughs though.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Graywulff Loc: Cortez,Co.

You're a laff a minute BF. Thanks....

Able Man Loc: North Coast (Cleveland, Ohio)

Yeah, yeah, yeah... (1 Grandfather born in Warsaw); but still, I've listened to y TOLD quite a good many "Pollock jokes". A good one, thanks.

plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland

Wonder in Poland do they tell this the other way around.

BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

If they can read it from prepared notes.

Graywulff Loc: Cortez,Co.

It is my understanding that in Poland the people are not Polacks just Poles. So if they keep the notes in a safe, it keeps them hopping cuz everyone's heard of a Pole Vault!

plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland

Wont be long we will be going to the poles to elect our next president. Hope they can help us decide.

BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Are they gon'na be able to get over the fence being put up over the Atlantic

plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland

Sure using the pole vault previously mentioned

Graywulff Loc: Cortez,Co.

They are excellent at tunnels BF. Danny from The Great Escape was a Pole!

BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

[quote/Plumbob] Sure using the pole vault previously mentioned

[quote/Graywulff] They are excellent at tunnels BF. Danny from The Great Escape was a Pole![/quote]

I should'a known the two of you, Plum & Wulffie, would have the solution to any Atlantic Wall.