Good morning 9/17/20
Sep 17, 2020 12:35:41 #
ghaynes1 wrote:
At 10 a.m. it's a two-bagger. One over her head and one over yours, in case hers falls off. That's terrible. Can't believe I said that.
I can.
Sep 17, 2020 12:37:18 #
Sep 17, 2020 14:46:48 #
plumbob wrote:
I can.
Ditto
We sometimes like pictures
We will pass. I will anyway
Sep 17, 2020 15:30:31 #
ghaynes1 wrote:
Up early today 5:15 am est. Rain from Sally today. 70s today. Wanted to cut grass --Not. Sunny this weekend. In the 70s. Cool at night - 50s. A fall pattern for a few days. Big Ten football back flyguy! Watch out for the Badgers.
Get up knuckleheads. The past, present and future walked into a bar. Things got a little tense.
5 hour shift. Then eye doc. Looking for green light from him for all activities. Have a good one angling humanoids.
Get up knuckleheads. The past, present and future walked into a bar. Things got a little tense.
5 hour shift. Then eye doc. Looking for green light from him for all activities. Have a good one angling humanoids.
Good day, Greg and y’all!!
I’s a little slow on the joke; had to read it twice. Good luck at Doc’s, Greg. Trust you’ll be good to go!
Sep 17, 2020 15:33:57 #
ghaynes1
Loc: Strawberry Plains, TN
Randyhartford wrote:
Good day, Greg and y’all!!
I’s a little slow on the joke; had to read it twice. Good luck at Doc’s, Greg. Trust you’ll be good to go!
I’s a little slow on the joke; had to read it twice. Good luck at Doc’s, Greg. Trust you’ll be good to go!
Thanks Randy. Just got back from eye doc. 20/12 in each eye. Perfect vision at 66. I'm now the next Ted Williams. If anyone needs a 66 year old pro baseball player, I'm available. Lol
Sep 17, 2020 15:37:53 #
ghaynes1 wrote:
At 10 a.m. it's a two-bagger. One over her head and one over yours, in case hers falls off. That's terrible. Can't believe I said that.
That’s coyote ugly!
I guess everyone on here knows what that means....
Sep 17, 2020 15:40:50 #
ghaynes1 wrote:
Thanks Randy. Just got back from eye doc. 20/12 in each eye. Perfect vision at 66. I'm now the next Ted Williams. If anyone needs a 66 year old pro baseball player, I'm available. Lol
Can ya’ pitch?
I heard the Royals are hiring...LOL
Sep 17, 2020 15:45:52 #
ghaynes1
Loc: Strawberry Plains, TN
Randyhartford wrote:
Can ya’ pitch?
I heard the Royals are hiring...LOL
I heard the Royals are hiring...LOL
I would have to throw the knuckleball. The fastball disappeared about 45 years ago. Knuckle balls from a knucklehead. Kinda works, doesn't it.
Sep 17, 2020 15:55:35 #
ghaynes1 wrote:
I would have to throw the knuckleball. The fastball disappeared about 45 years ago. Knuckle balls from a knucklehead. Kinda works, doesn't it.
LOL 🤪
Sep 18, 2020 12:53:25 #
ghaynes1 wrote:
Thanks Randy. Just got back from eye doc. 20/12 in each eye. Perfect vision at 66. I'm now the next Ted Williams. If anyone needs a 66 year old pro baseball player, I'm available. Lol
Good news Greg. Glad to hear surgery worked
Oct 6, 2020 13:21:31 #
ghaynes1 wrote:
At 10 a.m. it's a two-bagger. One over her head and one over yours, in case hers falls off. That's terrible. Can't believe I said that.
Funny you should mention the old 'bag' trick; they actually showed
that on an old 'Johnny Carson'
episode of the 'Tonight' show !
He actually brought out a brown paper 'shopping bag' on which was painted the picture of a
pretty blond girl, with eye holes
cut out and the comment was made - "in case your blind date
isn't up to par", to which he and
Ed McMahon had a good chuckle
over !
Oct 6, 2020 14:23:35 #
ghaynes1
Loc: Strawberry Plains, TN
Yankeeblue wrote:
Good news Greg. Glad to hear surgery worked
Thanks Yankee. Had my last follow up yesterday. Everything looks great. Eye doc very pleased. No calls from pro baseball yet. Not sure why. I've got perfect vision now. No need for a 66 year old in the majors? Hard to believe.
Oct 6, 2020 18:51:31 #
ghaynes1 wrote:
Thanks Yankee. Had my last follow up yesterday. Everything looks great. Eye doc very pleased. No calls from pro baseball yet. Not sure why. I've got perfect vision now. No need for a 66 year old in the majors? Hard to believe.
Glad to hear eyes are good. If arm is still good you should be able to pitch for a few more years
Oct 6, 2020 18:56:10 #
ghaynes1
Loc: Strawberry Plains, TN
Yankeeblue wrote:
Glad to hear eyes are good. If arm is still good you should be able to pitch for a few more years
I'd have to learn how to throw a knuckleball. That might actually work. Knuckleballs pitched by a knucklehead.
Oct 6, 2020 19:34:18 #
ghaynes1 wrote:
I'd have to learn how to throw a knuckleball. That might actually work. Knuckleballs pitched by a knucklehead.
That sounds about right !
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