What you won't hear rednecks say...
Sep 16, 2020 18:00:29 #
BadFisherman
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Rednecks will never say these words.....
When I retire, I'm moving north
No ,no...I wouldn't dare, she's only sixteen
Alex, I'll take Shakespeare for $1000
Duct tape won't fix that
I'll have a Heineken with a slice of lime
We don't keep guns in this house
You can't feed that to the dog
No kids in the back of the pickup Martha Jo, it ain't safe
Wrestling is fake
We are vegetarians
Do you think my gut is too big
I'll have grapefruit instead of biscuits sausage grits and gravy
We don't need another dog
Who gives a s--- who won the Civil War
Give me the small bag of pork rinds
Too many deer heads detract from the décor
I just couldn't find a thing at Walmart
Trim the fat off that steak
Cappuccino tastes better than espresso
The tires on that truck are too big
I've got it all on c-drive
Unsweetened tea tastes better
My fiancé buys at Tiffany's
I've got two cases of Zima iced down for the game
Checkmate
She's too young to be wearing that bikini
Here's an episode of 'Hee-Haw' we ain't seen
I don't have a favorite football team
Youse guys
Those cutoffs oughta be a little longer Betty Lou
When I retire, I'm moving north
No ,no...I wouldn't dare, she's only sixteen
Alex, I'll take Shakespeare for $1000
Duct tape won't fix that
I'll have a Heineken with a slice of lime
We don't keep guns in this house
You can't feed that to the dog
No kids in the back of the pickup Martha Jo, it ain't safe
Wrestling is fake
We are vegetarians
Do you think my gut is too big
I'll have grapefruit instead of biscuits sausage grits and gravy
We don't need another dog
Who gives a s--- who won the Civil War
Give me the small bag of pork rinds
Too many deer heads detract from the décor
I just couldn't find a thing at Walmart
Trim the fat off that steak
Cappuccino tastes better than espresso
The tires on that truck are too big
I've got it all on c-drive
Unsweetened tea tastes better
My fiancé buys at Tiffany's
I've got two cases of Zima iced down for the game
Checkmate
She's too young to be wearing that bikini
Here's an episode of 'Hee-Haw' we ain't seen
I don't have a favorite football team
Youse guys
Those cutoffs oughta be a little longer Betty Lou
Sep 16, 2020 18:03:12 #
Well, Red Neck, or not, I agree, Bad Fisherman! Just Sayin...RJS
Sep 16, 2020 18:06:48 #
Sep 16, 2020 19:07:05 #
BadFisherman wrote:
Rednecks will never say these words..... br br Wh... (show quote)
Add one for ya.
I am out of chew.
Sep 16, 2020 19:07:26 #
Sep 16, 2020 19:21:17 #
dbed wrote:
Red neck
won't say unsweetened tea is better but I will
won't say unsweetened tea is better but I will
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Sep 16, 2020 19:22:14 #
Sep 16, 2020 19:26:25 #
BadFisherman wrote:
Plug or leaf 
Wouldn't know i just seem em spit it out. Gross
Sep 16, 2020 19:29:33 #
BadFisherman
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
plumbob wrote:
Wouldn't know i just seem em spit it out. Gross
Sort'a like grasshoppers, huh Sep 16, 2020 19:30:27 #
BadFisherman wrote: Sort'a like grasshoppers, huh
Sort'a like grasshoppers, huh Pretty much so!
Sep 16, 2020 19:31:02 #
BadFisherman wrote: Sort'a like grasshoppers, huh
Sort'a like grasshoppers, huh Yes but on a larger scale.
Sep 16, 2020 19:47:23 #
Sep 16, 2020 19:48:33 #
Sep 16, 2020 19:48:58 #
Ever notice how a lot of people make fun of red necks till there car breaks down.
Sep 16, 2020 20:27:35 #
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