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How fights start at SmokyPig's house
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Sep 17, 2020 12:29:55   #
BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Graywulff wrote:
I believe Johnny is around just to keep Doyle from getting a swelled head! Just sayin'

Tell the truth, Wulffie. As a boy, you were Lil' Johnny, weren't ya'

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Sep 17, 2020 12:38:40   #
Graywulff Loc: Cortez,Co.
 
BadFisherman wrote:
Tell the truth, Wulffie. As a boy, you were Lil' Johnny, weren't ya'
You and BB seem to know all my secrets..... Darn,Darn, Darn.....

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Sep 17, 2020 19:33:45   #
Bangtwister Loc: Minneapolis,Mn
 
You Guys crack me up

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Sep 18, 2020 00:21:21   #
BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Bangtwister wrote:
You Guys crack me up

Yet, my wife says my entertainment is free...and, worth every penny of it.

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Oct 6, 2020 11:05:44   #
Big A Loc: Mesa, Arizona
 
BadFisherman wrote:
One year Smoky paid for his mother-in-law's burial policy as a Christmas present. The next Christmas he gave her nothing. When his wife asked him why, he replied, "Because she has never used her last Christmas present from me."--And the fight started

Smoky's wife walked into the den and asked "What's on TV"?
To which he replied "dust!"-- and the fight started

Smoky's wife stood nude in front of the mirror. She was not happy with what she saw. She said to him, "I feel horrible, I look old and fat and ugly. I really could use a compliment from you." Smoky replied "you have perfect eyesight, dear."--and the fight started

His wife hinted that what she wanted for her birthday was something that was shiny and that goes from zero to two hundred in three seconds. Smoky bought her scales--and that's when the fight started.

Smoky asked his wife "Where do you want to go for our anniversary" It warmed his heart to see her smile in sweet appreciation. She said, "Oh somewhere I haven't been in a long long time." So he suggested, "how about the kitchen?--and that's when--

Smoky & his wife were watching "who wants to be a millionaire" while they were in bed. He turned to her and asked "Want to have sex?" She answered 'NO!" So he asked her, "is that your final answer?" To which she replied, "YES!" "Then I'd like to phone a friend," Smoky said--and that's when the fight started.

These kind'a answers are not recommended for those faint of heart, as they can cause serious injury, hospital stays and even death.
One year Smoky paid for his mother-in-law's burial... (show quote)



A man's gotta stand up for what he believes in !


Nothing ventured, nothing
gained !

You'll never know if you
don't try !

No guts, no glory !

"A coward dies a thousand
deaths; the valiant taste of
death but once" !

Are you a man or a mouse ?
C'mon now, squeek up !

Any of these sound about right
to anyone ? Which one seems most 'apropos' to the situation ?

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