BadFisherman wrote:
One year Smoky paid for his mother-in-law's burial policy as a Christmas present. The next Christmas he gave her nothing. When his wife asked him why, he replied, "Because she has never used her last Christmas present from me."--And the fight started
Smoky's wife walked into the den and asked "What's on TV"?
To which he replied "dust!"-- and the fight started
Smoky's wife stood nude in front of the mirror. She was not happy with what she saw. She said to him, "I feel horrible, I look old and fat and ugly. I really could use a compliment from you." Smoky replied "you have perfect eyesight, dear."--and the fight started
His wife hinted that what she wanted for her birthday was something that was shiny and that goes from zero to two hundred in three seconds. Smoky bought her scales--and that's when the fight started.
Smoky asked his wife "Where do you want to go for our anniversary" It warmed his heart to see her smile in sweet appreciation. She said, "Oh somewhere I haven't been in a long long time." So he suggested, "how about the kitchen?--and that's when--
Smoky & his wife were watching "who wants to be a millionaire" while they were in bed. He turned to her and asked "Want to have sex?" She answered 'NO!" So he asked her, "is that your final answer?" To which she replied, "YES!" "Then I'd like to phone a friend," Smoky said--and that's when the fight started.
These kind'a answers are not recommended for those faint of heart, as they can cause serious injury, hospital stays and even death.
One year Smoky paid for his mother-in-law's burial... (
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