BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

One year Smoky paid for his mother-in-law's burial policy as a Christmas present. The next Christmas he gave her nothing. When his wife asked him why, he replied, "Because she has never used her last Christmas present from me."--And the fight started

Smoky's wife walked into the den and asked "What's on TV"?
To which he replied "dust!"-- and the fight started

Smoky's wife stood nude in front of the mirror. She was not happy with what she saw. She said to him, "I feel horrible, I look old and fat and ugly. I really could use a compliment from you." Smoky replied "you have perfect eyesight, dear."--and the fight started

His wife hinted that what she wanted for her birthday was something that was shiny and that goes from zero to two hundred in three seconds. Smoky bought her scales--and that's when the fight started.

Smoky asked his wife "Where do you want to go for our anniversary" It warmed his heart to see her smile in sweet appreciation. She said, "Oh somewhere I haven't been in a long long time." So he suggested, "how about the kitchen?--and that's when--

Smoky & his wife were watching "who wants to be a millionaire" while they were in bed. He turned to her and asked "Want to have sex?" She answered 'NO!" So he asked her, "is that your final answer?" To which she replied, "YES!" "Then I'd like to phone a friend," Smoky said--and that's when the fight started.

These kind'a answers are not recommended for those faint of heart, as they can cause serious injury, hospital stays and even death.

GaryH Loc: Northern Pa.

Gotta try a few of them..

Smokypig Loc: Cheyenne, wyoming

Can anyone help this guy? He is an unemployed stalker with all that snoop equipment. Now he is spying at random. Isn't there anyone out there he could invest his time in? There is bound to be someone who eats spiders, or thinks he is Mother Theresa returned to haunt us. Before long, he is going to be telling people he is actually somebody. Maybe he thinks he is a Secret Service Agent, or an important political figure or even a Marine, or something...

FourchonLa. Loc: Fourchon Louisiana, South Louisiana

You might want to remove the cutlery and weapons from the house first.

FourchonLa. Loc: Fourchon Louisiana, South Louisiana

Be careful or he may taunt you a second time.

Ben Bragg Loc: Dayton Ohio

Little Johnny is in class and the teacher said
“ students we are going to do something different today . Today each of you will tell a story and when you are done o will ask you for the moral of the story” “ little Susie you are first”
Little Susie stands at her desk and says” Last weekend my mother and I gatthered our egged from the chicken coop, placed them in a basket and in our way to the market our truck hit a bump, the eggs fell out of the truck and broke”
The teacher said “ excellent little Susie , now what is the moral to your story?”
To which Susie replied “ don’t put all your eggs in one basket”
Meanwhile little Johnny is urgently raising his hand wanting to tell his story next.
Exasperated the teacher said “ ok Johnny what is your story”
Little Johnny jumps up and begins
“ my uncle Earl was a war hero. One night while flying his fighter jet over enemy territory he got hit by enemy fire.
He had to jump out of his jet with only his machine gun , a knife and a 12 pack of beer. While he was parachuting down he drank the 12 pack.
Once on the ground he was surrounded by 100 enemy soldiers.
He killed 80 of them with his machine gun till he ran out of bullets, killed 12 with his knife and the rest he killed with his bare hands”
The teacher said “ that’s an amazing story little Johnny. Now what is the moral to your story”
Little Johnny replied “ ya don’t fu(# with uncle Earl when he’s been drinkin “

Smokypig Loc: Cheyenne, wyoming

Oh damn! I never thought about the Trojan Rabbit!

BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Or, it could have something to do with "revenge is a dish best served cold."

That, and I onli-est pick on posters that I like.

Smokypig Loc: Cheyenne, wyoming

I don't recall ever being venged. Now I done been revenged.

BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

The Fishing Stage, just as life, is cyclical.

BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Lil' Johnny and his whole clan/kin are quite the interesting lot.

flyguy Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!

Bog Irish

Yeah, your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!

BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Graywulff Loc: Cortez,Co.

I believe Johnny is around just to keep Doyle from getting a swelled head! Just sayin'