BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

The missus bought a Paperback,
down Shepton Mallet way,
I had a look inside her bag;...
T'was "Fifty Shades of Grey".
Well I just left her to it,
And at ten I went to bed.
An hour later she appeared;
The sight filled me with dread.
In her left hand she held a rope;
And in her right a whip!
She threw them down upon the floor,
And then began to strip.
Well fifty years or so ago;
I might have had a peek;
But Mabel hasn't weathered well;
She's eighty four next week!!
Watching Mabel bump and grind;
Could not have been much grimmer.
And things then went from bad to worse;
She toppled off her Zimmer!
She struggled back upon her feet;
A couple minutes later;
She put her teeth back in and said
"I am a dominator!!"
Now if you knew our Mabel,
You'd see just why I spluttered,
I'd spent two months in traction
For the last complaint I'd uttered.
She stood there nude and naked
Bent forward just a bit
I went to hold her, sensual like
and stood on her left tit!
Mabel screamed, her teeth shot out;
My God what had I done!
She moaned and groaned then shouted out:
"Step on the other one!!"
Well readers, I can tell no more;
Of what occurred that day.
Suffice to say my jet black hair,
Turned fifty shades of grey!!

FourchonLa. Loc: Fourchon Louisiana, South Louisiana

Thank God I wasn't eating when I read this. It was bad enough having the water I was drinking come out of my nose. That was hilarious. Thanks.

BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

With BB temporarily absent, I thought every so often, I'd post a few of his old ones from OPP.

bahmer Loc: Northern Illinois Rockford

Good one there BF thanks for the post.

Iowa Farmer Loc: Iowa City Iowa

Good one, BF!

Gordon Loc: Charleston South Carolina

Now that was funny I dont care who you are

EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro

Mabel????


LOL

dbed Loc: POMME DE TERRE LAKE MISSOURI

laughed till my eyes watered

Big dog Loc: Bayshore, Long Island, New York

Good move, but that one made my ribs hurt !

Fredfish Loc: Prospect CT.

Thanks BF, For sharing some of BBs pearls from the past.

BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

You're more than welcome, Fred.

Tell me how you are doing with your current situation. Are you feeling better/okay

Fredfish Loc: Prospect CT.

To what do you refer???

BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

If I recall correctly, your recent episode at home and visit to the hospital.

Fredfish Loc: Prospect CT.

No BF, that wasn't me. I've been doing pretty good since my heart problems around the first of the year. Thanks anyway for asking.

BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

My bad. In double checking, I see that it was Larry M with whom I had you confused, and am glad to know you're doing okay.