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Sep 13, 2020 19:34:54   #
The CDB is Awesome Loc: Marshall, Madison County, North Carolina
 
what happens if a Lawyer sues himself?

If you place two mirrors in front of each other which one is the reflection and which one is being reflected?

Some people are like slinkys good for absolutely nothing except to push down steps

Is Life an STD?

If the most popular pencil is the number#2 why is it the number#2?

Why do we press harder on the remote control when the batteries get low?

How are you in a movie, But on tv?

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

How is it that we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?

How do "Fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?

At what point does it go from partly cloudy to partly sunny?

Do French people say, " Pardon my English" before they cuss?

Why do they say heads up when you should duck?

And finally



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Sep 13, 2020 19:42:57   #
Huntm22 Loc: Northern Utah. - West Haven
 
Have seen them but sometimes a refresher is ok.

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Sep 13, 2020 19:45:49   #
The CDB is Awesome Loc: Marshall, Madison County, North Carolina
 
Huntm22 wrote:
Have seen them but sometimes a refresher is ok.


Well, We still haven't figured those out.

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Sep 13, 2020 19:46:38   #
charlykilo Loc: Garden Valley Ca
 
"He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides. "

Charles Lamb

what happens if a Lawyer sues himself?

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Sep 13, 2020 19:52:42   #
Huntm22 Loc: Northern Utah. - West Haven
 
French people don’t like the English so they would not say ‘pardon “my” english according to my college French teacher Tresa Treudeau.

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Sep 13, 2020 19:56:47   #
The CDB is Awesome Loc: Marshall, Madison County, North Carolina
 
Huntm22 wrote:
French people don’t like the English so they would not say ‘pardon “my” english according to my college French teacher Tresa Treudeau.


So then would it be Pardon my German?

wäre es verzeih mein deutscher..

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Sep 13, 2020 19:59:01   #
Huntm22 Loc: Northern Utah. - West Haven
 
The CDB is Awesome wrote:
So then would it be Pardon my German?

wäre es verzeih mein deutscher..


Mayyybeee.

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Sep 13, 2020 21:06:46   #
Robert J Samples Loc: Round Rock, Texas
 
Number 2 pencil is Numer 2 because Number 1 has a hard on!

And if two mirror are placed facing each other, they would disappear into a space-time continuum and be lost forever! So you have to be very careful with these things.

Just Sayin...RJS

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Sep 14, 2020 07:18:15   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
The CDB is Awesome wrote:
what happens if a Lawyer sues himself?

If you place two mirrors in front of each other which one is the reflection and which one is being reflected?

Some people are like slinkys good for absolutely nothing except to push down steps

Is Life an STD?

If the most popular pencil is the number#2 why is it the number#2?

Why do we press harder on the remote control when the batteries get low?

How are you in a movie, But on tv?

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

How is it that we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?

How do "Fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?

At what point does it go from partly cloudy to partly sunny?

Do French people say, " Pardon my English" before they cuss?

Why do they say heads up when you should duck?

And finally
what happens if a Lawyer sues himself? br br If ... (show quote)

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

Getting a piece. HeHe





How is it that we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?

We also start to fly on a run way.

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Sep 14, 2020 15:05:26   #
The CDB is Awesome Loc: Marshall, Madison County, North Carolina
 
plumbob wrote:
What was the best thing before sliced bread?

Getting a piece. HeHe





How is it that we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?

We also start to fly on a run way.


Yeah, there's alot I dont understand, Why is a shipment brought by car and cargo brought by a ship?

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Sep 14, 2020 19:52:42   #
Barnacles Loc: Northern California
 
English is a weird language, isn't it?
No wonder I barely passed English! I was able to pass and learn all that stuff, but I don't think it's been that useful. I haven't had to diagram a sentence for about 60 years now.

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Sep 14, 2020 19:54:30   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
Barnacles wrote:
English is a weird language, isn't it?
No wonder I barely passed English! I was able to pass and learn all that stuff, but I don't think it's been that useful. I haven't had to diagram a sentence for about 60 years now.


Barn, you speak my language. Never did get the concept of that crap.

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Sep 14, 2020 19:56:42   #
The CDB is Awesome Loc: Marshall, Madison County, North Carolina
 
Barnacles wrote:
English is a weird language, isn't it?
No wonder I barely passed English! I was able to pass and learn all that stuff, but I don't think it's been that useful. I haven't had to diagram a sentence for about 60 years now.


YES!!!! Why do I need to learn how to diagram!



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Sep 14, 2020 20:00:30   #
ghaynes1 Loc: Strawberry Plains, TN
 
plumbob wrote:
Barn, you speak my language. Never did get the concept of that crap.


Have you used algebra, trig, dissected a frog lately, wrote a story with footnotes, given a speech? The list goes on. Everything I needed to know in life, I learned in kindergarten. Don't tell anyone. It's a secret.

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Sep 14, 2020 20:06:08   #
The CDB is Awesome Loc: Marshall, Madison County, North Carolina
 
ghaynes1 wrote:
Have you used algebra, trig, dissected a frog lately, wrote a story with footnotes, given a speech? The list goes on. Everything I needed to know in life, I learned in kindergarten. Don't tell anyone. It's a secret.


Well, College teaches you the basic of your trade

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