especially for Canucus Deplorabus
Sep 8, 2020 13:06:52 #
: Why did the fugitives go to Canada?
A: Because they had no where else Toronto!
Q: How do you get a Canadian to apologize?
A: Step on their foot.
Q: What do you call a sophisticated Canadian?
A: An American
Q: Why did the Canadian cross the road?
A: He saw some American do it on TV.
Q: Which Canadian city is full of fierce cats?
A: Vancougar
Q: What time was it when the monster ate the Canadian prime minister?
A: Eight P.M.
Q: What are the 2 seasons in Canada?
A: Winter and July
Q: What do Canadians get on their tests?
A: Eh’s
Q: How do you get 50 Canadians out of a swimming pool?
A: You say “please get out of the swimming pool.”
Q: Why don't Canadian women wear sleeveless dresses?
A: They aren't allowed to bare arms
Q: What Dr Seuss book do they read every morning in Canada?
A: Tim Hortons Hears a Who.
Q: How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They don’t change lightbulbs, they try to accept them the way they are.
Q: Did you hear about the war between Newfoundland and Nova Scotia?
A: The Newfies were lobbing hand grenades; the Nova Scotians were pulling the pins and throwing them back.
Q: Who would win in a fight between Celine Dion and Shania Twain?
A: We all would!
Q: What's the difference between an American and a Canadian?
A: An American not only has a sense of humour but can also spell it.
A: Because they had no where else Toronto!
Q: How do you get a Canadian to apologize?
A: Step on their foot.
Q: What do you call a sophisticated Canadian?
A: An American
Q: Why did the Canadian cross the road?
A: He saw some American do it on TV.
Q: Which Canadian city is full of fierce cats?
A: Vancougar
Q: What time was it when the monster ate the Canadian prime minister?
A: Eight P.M.
Q: What are the 2 seasons in Canada?
A: Winter and July
Q: What do Canadians get on their tests?
A: Eh’s
Q: How do you get 50 Canadians out of a swimming pool?
A: You say “please get out of the swimming pool.”
Q: Why don't Canadian women wear sleeveless dresses?
A: They aren't allowed to bare arms
Q: What Dr Seuss book do they read every morning in Canada?
A: Tim Hortons Hears a Who.
Q: How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They don’t change lightbulbs, they try to accept them the way they are.
Q: Did you hear about the war between Newfoundland and Nova Scotia?
A: The Newfies were lobbing hand grenades; the Nova Scotians were pulling the pins and throwing them back.
Q: Who would win in a fight between Celine Dion and Shania Twain?
A: We all would!
Q: What's the difference between an American and a Canadian?
A: An American not only has a sense of humour but can also spell it.
Sep 8, 2020 13:30:11 #
bahmer
Loc: Northern Illinois Rockford
badbobby wrote:
: Why did the fugitives go to Canada? br A: Becaus... (show quote)
All are good there badbobby thanks for the laughs.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Sep 8, 2020 13:52:19 #
BadFisherman
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
: Why did the fugitives go to Canada? br A: Becaus... (show quote)
Another one of mine I sent to CD and you stole from OPP.
Have you no shame, Ol' Feller
Sep 8, 2020 13:53:55 #
BadFisherman
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
BTW, is there a Chris' Ruth Steak House in Humble Looking forward to your buying me dinner. 
Looking forward to your buying me dinner. Sep 8, 2020 14:06:22 #
BadFisherman wrote:
BTW, is there a Chris' Ruth Steak House in Humble Looking forward to your buying me dinner.
Looking forward to your buying me dinner. no and no
Sep 8, 2020 14:11:39 #
BadFisherman wrote:
BTW, is there a Chris' Ruth Steak House in Humble Looking forward to your buying me dinner.
Looking forward to your buying me dinner. There is one in Houston.
Sep 8, 2020 14:15:06 #
bahmer
Loc: Northern Illinois Rockford
Fish Dancer wrote:
There is one in Houston.
That is to far for badbobby to drive that is for sure.
Sep 8, 2020 14:45:39 #
You are on to one of the very best steak houses. They originated in New Orleans but since oil folks liked thiem so much they expanded to Houston, and one is in the Galleria. Just Sayin...RJS
Sep 8, 2020 15:05:09 #
bahmer wrote:
That is to far for badbobby to drive that is for sure.
It’s only 30 minutes. That’s really sad.
Bb I think you should treat your BFF to a steak dinner. 😂
Sep 8, 2020 15:11:03 #
Being as he is a Bad Fisherman he needs to eat steak and BB is the perfect person for the job.
Sep 8, 2020 15:22:47 #
BadFisherman
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Jeremy wrote:
Being as he is a Bad Fisherman he needs to eat steak and BB is the perfect person for the job.
Thar ya' go...thanks, Jeremy.
Sep 8, 2020 15:23:19 #
BadFisherman
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Fish Dancer wrote:
It’s only 30 minutes. That’s really sad.
Bb I think you should treat your BFF to a steak dinner. 😂
Bb I think you should treat your BFF to a steak dinner. 😂
You'd think, wouldn't ya'
Sep 8, 2020 15:23:51 #
I'm stunned.Sep 8, 2020 15:48:19 #
Jeremy wrote:
Being as he is a Bad Fisherman he needs to eat steak and BB is the perfect person for the job.
BF can eat all the steak he wants
but not on me
Sep 8, 2020 15:52:10 #
BadFisherman
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
BF can eat all the steak he wants
but not on me
but not on me
Not to worry, BB. I'm still savoring the 72 oz. steak I ate at The Big Texan Steak Ranch in Amarillo.
https://www.bigtexan.com/
Ruth's Chris Steak House's are smaller, and I would be proud to buy you one.
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