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Sep 8, 2020 17:18:30   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
Barnacles wrote:
All my best stories came from events that didn't go the way I'd planned!


did you catch any fish while you were gone Four???

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Sep 8, 2020 17:19:36   #
fisher Loc: whitewater,colorado
 
BadFisherman wrote:
"Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans."--John Lennon


I read it this way: "the mind of man plans his way but the Lord directs his feet"

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Sep 8, 2020 18:13:59   #
Robert J Samples Loc: Round Rock, Texas
 
Things will happen, whether you planned them, or not. Just Sayin...RJS

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Sep 8, 2020 18:16:12   #
BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
fisher wrote:
I read it this way: "the mind of man plans his way but the Lord directs his feet"

Well, they both work.

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Sep 8, 2020 20:35:32   #
FourchonLa. Loc: Fourchon Louisiana, South Louisiana
 
badbobby wrote:
Fourchon, a very good looking successful young man decided that it was his birthright to marry only a perfect and equally beautiful woman so that they would produce equally beautiful offspring. To achieve his goal, Four went out to explore the world and look for the woman who would meet his high standards and with whom he could spend the rest of his life.



After many months of searching on every continent,Four came to a small farm in Switzerland and asked to stay there. The widowed farmer warmly brought Four home and introduced him to his three daughters.
When they entered the room, Four was astonished by their beauty ... Each of the three daughters of the farmer was extraordinarily beautiful, and Four decided that one of them would be his intended wife.

In the evening he told the farmer about his plans, and the happy father agreed that Four would go on a date with each of his daughters to choose the one he liked best.





After meeting her first daughter, Four approached her father and said: "She is really beautiful, but she has slightly crooked toes, it's barely noticeable, but she is not for me."

The father only shook his head, and the next evening Four went out to meet his second daughter. When they returned, he told her father: "She is really beautiful but has a barely noticeable lazy eye, so she is not for me."


On the third evening,Fourchon went out with the third daughter and when he returned he said to the father, "She's perfect, she's all I was looking for and I have to marry her right away!"

The wedding was planned quickly, and a few months later, Four’s long-awaited firstborn was born.The new father came into the hospital room expecting to see his perfect offspring and was shocked when he saw that his child was hairy, ugly and not at all like him.




"How can it be???"Four said to his father in law, standing next to him, "His mother and I are so beautiful!"

"Well," replied the father in law, "she's beautiful, but ",when you met
she was barely noticeably,pregnant,
really barely noticeable
Fourchon, a very good looking successful young man... (show quote)


BB. Did you leave me sloppy seconds? No fishing today. Been at work providing for my ugly baby and beautiful wife. Thanks BB. How about some child support here?

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Sep 8, 2020 20:36:06   #
FourchonLa. Loc: Fourchon Louisiana, South Louisiana
 
BadFisherman wrote:
Sorry, Fourchon, but "The best laid plans of mice and men often go astray."


Laid is the keyword.

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Sep 8, 2020 20:36:42   #
FourchonLa. Loc: Fourchon Louisiana, South Louisiana
 
Robert J Samples wrote:
And so they named the ugly baby 2020, so both it and the infamous year could be remembered. Just Sayin...RJS


Thank you for the moral support RJS.

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Sep 8, 2020 20:38:16   #
BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
FourchonLa. wrote:
Laid is the keyword.

Always focused on the highest of thoughts, huh, Cajun Prince.

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Sep 8, 2020 20:44:32   #
FourchonLa. Loc: Fourchon Louisiana, South Louisiana
 
BadFisherman wrote:
Always focused on the highest of thoughts, huh, Cajun Prince.


You bring out the best in me. Just trying to keep up.

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Sep 8, 2020 21:58:41   #
Robert J Samples Loc: Round Rock, Texas
 
Just do the best you can and dont look back! Just Sayin..RJS

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Sep 8, 2020 22:08:39   #
BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Robert J Samples wrote:
Just do the best you can and dont look back! Just Sayin..RJS

Sage advice, indeed

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