badbobby Loc: Humble Texas

Fourchon, a very good looking successful young man decided that it was his birthright to marry only a perfect and equally beautiful woman so that they would produce equally beautiful offspring. To achieve his goal, Four went out to explore the world and look for the woman who would meet his high standards and with whom he could spend the rest of his life.



After many months of searching on every continent,Four came to a small farm in Switzerland and asked to stay there. The widowed farmer warmly brought Four home and introduced him to his three daughters.
When they entered the room, Four was astonished by their beauty ... Each of the three daughters of the farmer was extraordinarily beautiful, and Four decided that one of them would be his intended wife.

In the evening he told the farmer about his plans, and the happy father agreed that Four would go on a date with each of his daughters to choose the one he liked best.





After meeting her first daughter, Four approached her father and said: "She is really beautiful, but she has slightly crooked toes, it's barely noticeable, but she is not for me."

The father only shook his head, and the next evening Four went out to meet his second daughter. When they returned, he told her father: "She is really beautiful but has a barely noticeable lazy eye, so she is not for me."


On the third evening,Fourchon went out with the third daughter and when he returned he said to the father, "She's perfect, she's all I was looking for and I have to marry her right away!"

The wedding was planned quickly, and a few months later, Four’s long-awaited firstborn was born.The new father came into the hospital room expecting to see his perfect offspring and was shocked when he saw that his child was hairy, ugly and not at all like him.




"How can it be???"Four said to his father in law, standing next to him, "His mother and I are so beautiful!"

"Well," replied the father in law, "she's beautiful, but ",when you met
she was barely noticeably,pregnant,
really barely noticeable

Robert J Samples Loc: Round Rock, Texas

And so they named the ugly baby 2020, so both it and the infamous year could be remembered. Just Sayin...RJS

BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Sorry, Fourchon, but "The best laid plans of mice and men often go astray."

Robert J Samples Loc: Round Rock, Texas

Fourchon. For every plan that turns out bad, there is the opportunity both for new plans, and a lot of great stories. Just Sayin....RJS

BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Yep, that's true.

Robert J Samples Loc: Round Rock, Texas

So, you don’t have to be sad or down in the mouth, look for the bends. Just Sayin ...RJS

badbobby Loc: Humble Texas

ol Four must be fishin

BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

That makes him smarter than those of us still online.

bahmer Loc: Northern Illinois Rockford

Thanks for the laughs there badbobby.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

badbobby Loc: Humble Texas

not hard to do

BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Oh, you're back online. I'll have to be more careful, lest I piss you off.

badbobby Loc: Humble Texas

you have tried mightily Bf
but you have failed miserably
you cain't piss me off
I'm too even tempered

BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Or, as I suspect, stupefied by the Jack.

Barnacles Loc: Northern California

All my best stories came from events that didn't go the way I'd planned!

BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

"Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans."--John Lennon