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Sep 3, 2020 12:50:32   #
BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Jeremy wrote:
Like the cat earlier BF?

Yeah, except that you need to pour in more than a teaspoon full. I'd go with at least a pint or more.

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Sep 3, 2020 12:57:03   #
Jeremy Loc: America
 
Oh yeah. I actually used to use white gas in an old mower to get it to start. Its just 112 octane unleaded.

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Sep 3, 2020 13:14:49   #
FourchonLa. Loc: Fourchon Louisiana, South Louisiana
 
badbobby wrote:
just bought a new cordless lawn mower
read the directions carefully and

put the thingamajig inside the whatchamacallit,turned the doohickey to 'start'and the damn thing still won't work!
any ideas???


Pay the kid down the street to cut your grass.

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Sep 3, 2020 13:17:49   #
BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
FourchonLa. wrote:
Pay the kid down the street to cut your grass.

In BB's case, that 'kid' could be up 90 years of age.

Or, let a herd of guinea pigs loose on the lawn.

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Sep 3, 2020 13:27:32   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
Jeremy wrote:
I'm looking at the schematic and the Owners Manual and do not see any of the mentioned mower parts.


smart alec

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Sep 3, 2020 13:36:03   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
ghaynes1 wrote:
Thanks Jeremy. Having the left eye done Sept. 10. The eye doc says take it easy after that for about a week. Then I'm planning a little fishing trip.


after I had my eyes fixed(Supposedly anyhow)
I could see a lil better without my glasses than with my glasses before
so I started to the store and was pulled over by a Humble cop
after examining my license,he said "well ,I'm gonna have to write you up,no glasses"
I explained I had just had cataract surgery and the specs were useless
and he said" tough luck,tell the judge."
I did and got it dismissed
but I took a letter from my eye dr to court

BTW
thanks a lot guys
but the only solution was "pay the kid down the street"

I returned the mower

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Sep 3, 2020 13:46:58   #
BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
after I had my eyes fixed(Supposedly anyhow)
I could see a lil better without my glasses than with my glasses before
so I started to the store and was pulled over by a Humble cop
after examining my license,he said "well ,I'm gonna have to write you up,no glasses"
I explained I had just had cataract surgery and the specs were useless
and he said" tough luck,tell the judge."
I did and got it dismissed
but I took a letter from my eye dr to court

BTW
thanks a lot guys
but the only solution was "pay the kid down the street"

I returned the mower
after I had my eyes fixed(Supposedly anyhow) br I ... (show quote)

You did the right thing, BB.

But, down the road, you could'a butchered those guinea pigs for eating.

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Sep 3, 2020 13:49:02   #
FourchonLa. Loc: Fourchon Louisiana, South Louisiana
 
BadFisherman wrote:
You did the right thing, BB.

But, down the road, you could'a butchered those guinea pigs for eating.


As an appetizer before the main course, Soylent Green.

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Sep 3, 2020 13:56:03   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
FourchonLa. wrote:
As an appetizer before the main course, Soylent Green.


I don't need any more suggestions
the kid does a great job
and I can sit and watch and sip my Jack

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Sep 3, 2020 13:57:02   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
I don't need any more suggestions
the kid does a great job
and I can sit and watch and sip my Jack


only one problem
he won't accept BF's IOUs

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Sep 3, 2020 14:02:22   #
FourchonLa. Loc: Fourchon Louisiana, South Louisiana
 
badbobby wrote:
I don't need any more suggestions
the kid does a great job
and I can sit and watch and sip my Jack


Good move. My neighbor bought one like that. Before he went to use it he saw me laughing at him. He said what's so funny? I said get back with me after you use it. He hasn't used it since.

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Sep 3, 2020 15:39:58   #
BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
only one problem
he won't accept BF's IOUs

How could the kid possibly accept a non-existent entity

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Sep 3, 2020 17:02:05   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
you're IOus are entities now??


entity---a thing with distinct and independent existence

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Sep 3, 2020 17:49:39   #
BadFisherman Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
you're IOus are entities now??


entity---a thing with distinct and independent existence

Read more closely, Ol' Feller: "a non-existent entity."

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Sep 3, 2020 18:40:21   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
BadFisherman wrote:
Read more closely, Ol' Feller: "a non-existent entity."


but you compared your IOUs with entities
don't deny it
you know you did
now like the dastardly Marine that you are
you wanna weasel outta of it
BTW
AS I have a car payment comin up
I could sure use a lil payment on them'non existant' entities

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