Spiritof27 wrote:
Easy now, I happen to have a man purse. All the damned stuff I have to travel with just to go to Walmart, I gotta put it somewhere and I ain't got no ass so it's hard to keep my pants up less I wear suspenders, and I'd just a soon carry the leather bag. Then I don't need to figure out which f*****g pocket I put it in when I need it. Get off my lawn!
I drive a GMC Canyon.
The part about me not having no ass? That's true. I either have to have pants with elastic waists or lash my belt up so tight I can hardly breathe. Winter I resort to suspenders. Summer? Looks like I'm wearing lederhosen. Not a good look for this Welshman. Course I'm getting to an age where I don't really give a crap about what I look like. But old habits die hard.