Good morning 7/12/20
Jul 12, 2020 11:17:15 #
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. After the initial embarrassment, they both go to sleep, the man on the top bunk, the woman on the lower.
In the middle of the night, the man leans over, wakes the woman and says, “I’m sorry to bother you, but I’m freezing, and I was wondering if you could possibly get me another blanket?”
The woman leans out and, with a glint in her eye, says, “I have a better idea, just for tonight, let’s make pretend that we’re married.”
The man says happily, “OK!” AWESOME!”
The woman says, “GOOD ….get your own darn blanket!!!”
In the middle of the night, the man leans over, wakes the woman and says, “I’m sorry to bother you, but I’m freezing, and I was wondering if you could possibly get me another blanket?”
The woman leans out and, with a glint in her eye, says, “I have a better idea, just for tonight, let’s make pretend that we’re married.”
The man says happily, “OK!” AWESOME!”
The woman says, “GOOD ….get your own darn blanket!!!”
Jul 12, 2020 11:18:44 #
ghaynes1
Loc: Strawberry Plains, TN
Ronniejw wrote:
Three men were discussing at a bar about coincidences. The first man said, “my wife was reading a “tale of two cities,” and she gave birth to twins.”
“That’s funny,” the second man remarked, “my wife was reading ‘the three musketeers’ and she gave birth to triplets.”
The third man shouted, “Good God, I have to rush home!”
When asked what the problem was, he exclaimed, “When I left the house, my wife was reading Ali Baba and the Forty Thieves”!!!
“That’s funny,” the second man remarked, “my wife was reading ‘the three musketeers’ and she gave birth to triplets.”
The third man shouted, “Good God, I have to rush home!”
When asked what the problem was, he exclaimed, “When I left the house, my wife was reading Ali Baba and the Forty Thieves”!!!
No that's scary to think about.
Hit that pond lately Ronnie?Jul 12, 2020 12:43:25 #
Ronniejw wrote:
A man and a woman who have never met before find t... (show quote)
Good one, even the Wife laughed out loud!
Jul 12, 2020 17:57:54 #
Ronniejw wrote:
A man and a woman who have never met before find t... (show quote)
Good one. Made Lynny giggle.
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