Good morning 7/12/20
Jul 12, 2020 08:00:45 #
ghaynes1
Loc: Strawberry Plains, TN
Get up knuckleheads. It's Sunday. 90, back to hot and humid after a bit of a break yesterday.
Two dog owners were arguing over whose dog is the smartest. The first owner says,
"My dog is so smart, he turns on my grill, puts the steaks on, grabs me a beer and turns on ESPN."
The second owner says, "I know." How do you know? owner one asks. My dog told me," two says.
Bonus lame joke - How does a hamburger introduce his girlfriend? "Meet Patty."
Have a good one angling humanoids.
Two dog owners were arguing over whose dog is the smartest. The first owner says,
"My dog is so smart, he turns on my grill, puts the steaks on, grabs me a beer and turns on ESPN."
The second owner says, "I know." How do you know? owner one asks. My dog told me," two says.
Bonus lame joke - How does a hamburger introduce his girlfriend? "Meet Patty."
Have a good one angling humanoids.
Jul 12, 2020 08:04:16 #
Mornin' G Man and everyone else. A beautiful day today, 68* now, 83* later, light wind, River Time!
Have a good one.
Have a good one.
Jul 12, 2020 08:08:00 #
Jul 12, 2020 08:38:18 #
Good morning all, church service 9am in carpark today, going to be steamy and they're saying rain, none so far. Keep cool
Jul 12, 2020 08:48:09 #
ghaynes1 wrote:
Get up knuckleheads. It's Sunday. 90, back to hot ... (show quote)
Mornin’ Greg,
Got a break today, high of 75 and need to knock some things off the Honey Do List. Fishing shows on TV will have to get me through 😉
Bubba was out grilling some venison steaks and throwin’ back a few cold ones when the local Pastor smells the smoke and stops by. It was a nice, Spring Friday afternoon and the preacher just lit into him. “Now Bubba, you know darn well and good that this is Lent...and it is a Sin to eat meat on Fridays”. I will pray for you and you had better not let this happen again!
Next Friday rolls around and Bubba has some venison backstraps on the grill. This time Bubba sees the preacher coming and before the Pastor lets him have it, he raises his beer and facing the the grill, he shakes the bottle lightly as if Baptising the meat and in a resounding tone says “You was born a deer, you was raised a deer, but todaaay...you is a fish!”
Jul 12, 2020 08:53:10 #
Jul 12, 2020 08:54:39 #
Jul 12, 2020 09:41:17 #
ghaynes1 wrote:
Get up knuckleheads. It's Sunday. 90, back to hot ... (show quote)
Morning Greg and y’all.
63 and sunny ☀️ 🌞😎
2 lame jokes! You da man.
Just honey do’s today. MIL coming over for dinner later. That’s all folks.
Jul 12, 2020 09:51:53 #
Able Man
Loc: North Coast (Cleveland, Ohio)
Good morning everyone, 72° here, at the south side of Lake Erie. N winds 10 kts or less, becoming west. Should be a nice weather week, all the way to Thursday. The sky is 1/2 way sunny. They are calling for a high° of only ~79° y that, only between 3P-5P.
Jul 12, 2020 10:06:08 #
ghaynes1
Loc: Strawberry Plains, TN
Fish Dancer wrote:
Morning Greg and y’all.
63 and sunny ☀️ 🌞😎
2 lame jokes! You da man.
Just honey do’s today. MIL coming over for dinner later. That’s all folks.
63 and sunny ☀️ 🌞😎
2 lame jokes! You da man.
Just honey do’s today. MIL coming over for dinner later. That’s all folks.
I gotta hang to that Exalted Knucklehead title Fish.
lol. Hug Lynny today for me.Jul 12, 2020 10:34:59 #
ghaynes1 wrote:
I gotta hang to that Exalted Knucklehead title Fish. lol. Hug Lynny today for me.
lol. Hug Lynny today for me.👍 hope you have a great day.
Jul 12, 2020 10:38:00 #
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? Poor guy really needed some space.
Morning guys and gals, been out on the porch this morning since daylight. It's been pouring rain for at least 3 hours the rain gauge says 3" this morning and showing no sign of letting up.
Morning guys and gals, been out on the porch this morning since daylight. It's been pouring rain for at least 3 hours the rain gauge says 3" this morning and showing no sign of letting up.
Jul 12, 2020 10:48:15 #
Morning all,
Low 90s today.
The police said that my dog is chasing people on a bicycle.
I told him that my dog doesn't have a bicycle.
Low 90s today.
The police said that my dog is chasing people on a bicycle.
I told him that my dog doesn't have a bicycle.
Jul 12, 2020 10:49:20 #
ghaynes1
Loc: Strawberry Plains, TN
Larry M wrote:
Morning all,
Low 90s today.
The police said that my dog is chasing people on a bicycle.
I told him that my dog doesn't have a bicycle.
Low 90s today.
The police said that my dog is chasing people on a bicycle.
I told him that my dog doesn't have a bicycle.
Jul 12, 2020 11:16:57 #
Three men were discussing at a bar about coincidences. The first man said, “my wife was reading a “tale of two cities,” and she gave birth to twins.”
“That’s funny,” the second man remarked, “my wife was reading ‘the three musketeers’ and she gave birth to triplets.”
The third man shouted, “Good God, I have to rush home!”
When asked what the problem was, he exclaimed, “When I left the house, my wife was reading Ali Baba and the Forty Thieves”!!!
“That’s funny,” the second man remarked, “my wife was reading ‘the three musketeers’ and she gave birth to triplets.”
The third man shouted, “Good God, I have to rush home!”
When asked what the problem was, he exclaimed, “When I left the house, my wife was reading Ali Baba and the Forty Thieves”!!!
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