badbobby Loc: Humble Texas

and drink alike

course I only sip

a lil

once in a while

iff'n Mama don't catch me

bahmer Loc: Northern Illinois Rockford

It looks like it is still quite warm in Humble Texas, when is it going to cool down, down there?

Graywulff Loc: Cortez,Co.

Prolly thinking up new ways to insult my master Badbobby.

badbobby Loc: Humble Texas

mayhaps when the virus cools down
gettin to where I'm fraid to go outside
some scientists are sayin it's in the air
so many different opinions
dunno who's advice to take
guess I'll wear mask and try to keep my distance
have quit goin to grocery store
now order at HEB and do curbside pickup
costs a lil
but don't hafta get outta car
just hopin I outlive this crazy stuff

bahmer Loc: Northern Illinois Rockford

You have already outlived many things both you and Mama. Like wars and diseases and all kinds of things you guys are tough. Hang in there man. The only reason that you are seeing more cases is because they are testing more people that didn't even know that they had it.

badbobby Loc: Humble Texas

Bf is a competent cut and paste artist
and can google with the best
otherwise
just a dastardly Marine
wishin he'd passed the Navy's entrance exam
darn Jarhead

Larry M Loc: North Clairmount, San Diego

Wife orders the groceries on line and pays online from Walmart. They let us know when it's ready for pickup. They put everything in the vehicle and no extra charge.

Graywulff Loc: Cortez,Co.

Small town here so the outbreak is also small. I still do my own shopping but not without a mask. This stuff is bad news.

badbobby Loc: Humble Texas

Humble ain't as bad as Houston
but its gettin to be
too many folks think it cant happen to them
go shoppin without masks and don't stay their distance
new rules out for area
"must wear masks when inside buildings other than your own
no gatherings of more than 15 people"
most restaurants are existing on takeout orders

Ronniejw Loc: West Point MS

A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband.. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded:

" Rome ? Why would anyone want to go there? It's crowded and dirty.. You're crazy to go to Rome . So, how are you getting there?"

"We're taking American Airlines," was the reply. "We got a great rate!"

"American Airlines?" exclaimed the hairdresser. " That's a terrible airline. Their planes are old, their flight attendants are ugly, and they're always late. So, where are you staying in Rome ?"

"We'll be at this exclusive little place over on Rome 's Tiber River called Teste."

"Don't go any further. I know that place. Everybody thinks its gonna be something special and exclusive, but it's really a dump."

"We're going to go to see the Vatican and maybe get to see the Pope."

"That's rich," laughed the hairdresser. You and a million other people trying to see him. He'll look the size of an ant.

Boy, good luck on this lousy trip of yours. You're going to need it."

A month later, the woman again came in for a hairdo. The hairdresser asked her about her trip to Rome .

"It was wonderful," explained the woman, "not only were we on time in one of American Airline's brand new planes, but it was overbooked, and they bumped us up to first class. The food and wine were wonderful, and I had a handsome 28-year-old steward who waited on me hand and foot.

And the hotel was great! They'd just finished a $5 million remodeling job, and now it's a jewel, the finest hotel in the city. They, too, were overbooked, so they apologised and gave us their owner's suite at no extra charge!"

"Well," muttered the hairdresser, "that's all well and good, but I know you didn't get to see the Pope."

"Actually, we were quite lucky, because as we toured the Vatican, a Swiss Guard tapped me on the shoulder, and explained that the Pope likes to meet some of the visitors, and if I'd be so kind as to step into his private room and wait, the Pope would personally greet me.

Sure enough, five minutes later, the Pope walked through the door and shook my hand! I knelt down and he spoke a few words to me."

"Oh, really! What'd he say ?"

He said: "Who on earth made such a mess of your hair?"

bahmer Loc: Northern Illinois Rockford

Now that is a good one and what did the hairdresser say to that?😂😂😂😂😂

Fish Dancer Loc: Guntersville, Alabama

Touche. Love it. 😂

Flytier Loc: Wilmington Delaware

So is creme de menthe. And strawberries. And peaches.

Fish Dancer Loc: Guntersville, Alabama

Yummy 😋. I see an ice cream social at the meet and greet next year. All in favor?

plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland

No cones for me, fill the bowl and pour on the toppings.