being forced to close my eyes before opening a gift
truck commercials that assume i know what the word"torque"refers to
things that require a battery size other than what I have on hand
when someone knocks on your restroom stall(if it's locked bro,move on)
vanilla ice cream
trying to put the string back in my hoodie
text messages
group text messages
clicking on a 20 second video,and having to get through a 40 second commercial
people who point out my mistakes
my auto-speller correcting words like gaha(ha ha) to gaga
looking at pics that I'm not in
looking at pics that I am in
undershorts that climb into your crotch
the canned laughter on TV shows
a sink full of dishes(I have to wash them)
awakening before the alarm clock goes off
awakening when the alarm clock goes off
telephone calls late at night
telephone calls early in the AM
loud music in restaurants
malls
shopping with my wife
filing taxes
filling in the questions at Dr's offices
getting out of bed because my wife wants me to check to see if all the doors are locked(I know they are,but----)
a police car behind you on the expressway
unknown callers
being compared(to anyone)
being forgotten(stood up)
picky eaters
drivers who don't use their turn signals
and my fav hate
people who use the word "literally--literally
kandydisbar wrote:
Agree with most!
Just curious. Which ones do you like?
badbobby wrote:
being forced to close my eyes before opening a gift
truck commercials that assume i know what the word"torque"refers to
things that require a battery size other than what I have on hand
when someone knocks on your restroom stall(if it's locked bro,move on)
vanilla ice cream
trying to put the string back in my hoodie
text messages
group text messages
clicking on a 20 second video,and having to get through a 40 second commercial
people who point out my mistakes
my auto-speller correcting words like gaha(ha ha) to gaga
looking at pics that I'm not in
looking at pics that I am in
undershorts that climb into your crotch
the canned laughter on TV shows
a sink full of dishes(I have to wash them)
awakening before the alarm clock goes off
awakening when the alarm clock goes off
telephone calls late at night
telephone calls early in the AM
loud music in restaurants
malls
shopping with my wife
filing taxes
filling in the questions at Dr's offices
getting out of bed because my wife wants me to check to see if all the doors are locked(I know they are,but----)
a police car behind you on the expressway
unknown callers
being compared(to anyone)
being forgotten(stood up)
picky eaters
drivers who don't use their turn signals
and my fav hate
people who use the word "literally--literally
being forced to close my eyes before opening a gif... (
show quote)
I only have two more, the use of the word reiterate which means repeat again instead of just iterate and when a television personality says SEE YOU NEXT TIME. They can't see me, can they?
bahmer
Loc: Northern Illinois Rockford
badbobby wrote:
being forced to close my eyes before opening a gift
truck commercials that assume i know what the word"torque"refers to
things that require a battery size other than what I have on hand
when someone knocks on your restroom stall(if it's locked bro,move on)
vanilla ice cream
trying to put the string back in my hoodie
text messages
group text messages
clicking on a 20 second video,and having to get through a 40 second commercial
people who point out my mistakes
my auto-speller correcting words like gaha(ha ha) to gaga
looking at pics that I'm not in
looking at pics that I am in
undershorts that climb into your crotch
the canned laughter on TV shows
a sink full of dishes(I have to wash them)
awakening before the alarm clock goes off
awakening when the alarm clock goes off
telephone calls late at night
telephone calls early in the AM
loud music in restaurants
malls
shopping with my wife
filing taxes
filling in the questions at Dr's offices
getting out of bed because my wife wants me to check to see if all the doors are locked(I know they are,but----)
a police car behind you on the expressway
unknown callers
being compared(to anyone)
being forgotten(stood up)
picky eaters
drivers who don't use their turn signals
and my fav hate
people who use the word "literally--literally
being forced to close my eyes before opening a gif... (
show quote)
All are good there badbobby thanks for the laughs.πππππ
Like all but shopping with the wife [don't have one] and text messages. Group texts suck! The rest I am right there with you!!
kandydisbar wrote:
Like all but shopping with the wife [don't have one] and text messages. Group texts suck! The rest I am right there with you!!
I always liked shopping with the wife, the fringe benefits were great!! Happy wife, Happy life!
badbobby wrote:
being forced to close my eyes before opening a gift
truck commercials that assume i know what the word"torque"refers to
things that require a battery size other than what I have on hand
when someone knocks on your restroom stall(if it's locked bro,move on)
vanilla ice cream
trying to put the string back in my hoodie
text messages
group text messages
clicking on a 20 second video,and having to get through a 40 second commercial
people who point out my mistakes
my auto-speller correcting words like gaha(ha ha) to gaga
looking at pics that I'm not in
looking at pics that I am in
undershorts that climb into your crotch
the canned laughter on TV shows
a sink full of dishes(I have to wash them)
awakening before the alarm clock goes off
awakening when the alarm clock goes off
telephone calls late at night
telephone calls early in the AM
loud music in restaurants
malls
shopping with my wife
filing taxes
filling in the questions at Dr's offices
getting out of bed because my wife wants me to check to see if all the doors are locked(I know they are,but----)
a police car behind you on the expressway
unknown callers
being compared(to anyone)
being forgotten(stood up)
picky eaters
drivers who don't use their turn signals
and my fav hate
people who use the word "literally--literally
being forced to close my eyes before opening a gif... (
show quote)
bb have you tried your J D on Vanilla ice cream?
plumbob wrote:
bb have you tried your J D on Vanilla ice cream?
Ya gotta be kiddin Plum! π± Perish the thought!!!!!
Graywulff wrote:
Ya gotta be kiddin Plum! π± Perish the thought!!!!!
I love Vanilla ice cream i would give it a shot. ( see the pun there )
plumbob wrote:
I love Vanilla ice cream i would give it a shot. ( see the pun there )
I love em both and the pun is very good.....just sayin'
Graywulff wrote:
I only have two more, the use of the word reiterate which means repeat again instead of just iterate and when a television personality says SEE YOU NEXT TIME. They can't see me, can they?
maybe 'they'can't see you wulffy
but you can bet your bottom dollar that Fishing Stage is tracking your every move
plumbob wrote:
bb have you tried your J D on Vanilla ice cream?
I havenβt tried JD but Kahlua on vanilla ice cream is delicious.
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