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May 16, 2020 19:17:38   #
Wally West Loc: SW Nebraska
 
Living in Nebraska there's really no choice



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May 16, 2020 19:21:08   #
Spiritof27 Loc: Lincoln, CA
 
Well, if a supermodel wanted to marry me it would only be because I've got more money than I know what to do with. That being the case, I sure wouldn't live in Nebraska.

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May 16, 2020 19:46:46   #
Wally West Loc: SW Nebraska
 
Yeah, it's pretty boring around here



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May 16, 2020 19:48:52   #
volfman Loc: New Braunfels, Texas
 
Even if you married a Super Model, less than a month later you would be ogling the just barely cute girl in the boat parked at the dock, whishing you had her on your boat. If you could still afford to own a boat.

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May 16, 2020 19:50:23   #
Robert J Samples Loc: Round Rock, Texas
 
Spiritof27: Well, I don't know why not. No one would think of finding you there! Just sayin...RJS

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May 16, 2020 20:02:04   #
volfman Loc: New Braunfels, Texas
 
That fish you are holding sure has big eyes. Was it a super model with big eyes, or was it a sick perch with an eye infection? Maybe it couldn't see where it was swimming and accidently swam into your hook. I'd be scared to eat a fish with eyes that big. Maybe you could send me most of the meat and I could eat it and let you know if I died, or maybe if my eyes just swelled up like that. I would be willing to do that for you. Poor, sick fish.

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May 16, 2020 20:28:34   #
Jeremy Loc: America
 
If I had a bunch of money and a HIGH MAINTENANCE chick I would have places to stay all over the place. If there was Walleye with Eye infections to catch in Nebraska I would probably have a place to be there during the non Tornado season.

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May 16, 2020 22:21:21   #
volfman Loc: New Braunfels, Texas
 
A walleye? What the heck is a walleye? I thought that fish was just suffering from an eye infection. I woulda ate it fer the poor guy. My super model girlfriend was gonna help me eat it cause fish ain't fattenin'. My little bitty super model worries so much about her figure.

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May 16, 2020 22:55:20   #
Spiritof27 Loc: Lincoln, CA
 
Thanks for the pic Wally. Nice. Not even for walleye would I live there. It's all yours.

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May 16, 2020 23:57:16   #
volfman Loc: New Braunfels, Texas
 
Jeremy: You are another kinda big and scary man in your picture. Are you a lumberjack?

I wish you a bunch of money and an "assortment" of HIGH MAINTENANCE chicks, so you don't get bored with just one and come to believe that money can't buy happiness. I'm pretty sure it can.

About that place in Nebraska you're gonna be buying. I am wishing that even after the tornado rips and tears and ruins and messes up the place, you will have enough money to rebuild it even better. Don't tell anyone else on FS, but I have never caught a walleye. That's why I was trying to trick my way into a walleye dinner.

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May 17, 2020 05:06:12   #
Robert J Samples Loc: Round Rock, Texas
 
All right, Guys: Let me tell you a true story that has a moral, and a warning.

I had a close friend who was also a fellow broker. His father had been a successful broker before him and had retired. This father was living alone because his wife had died unexpectedly. He was well off, belonged to a private golf club, and a private club downtown, all left over from his brokerage days. He was set for life and had no worries except he was getting older and less able to get around.

So he hired a young, attractive house keeper. She didn't have much to do, just cook his meals, and tidy up around for just one man. Now, I don't know if he was an alcoholic, but he did like his scotch. She takes note of all his foibles, likes and dislikes. She slowly begins to weave her way more closely to his likes and dislikes. I do not know if they were sleeping together, but she did after some time, got the old gentleman to agree to marry her, sign over all his property and assets as part of the deal.

Not long later, whether natural, or by other means, the old man has a stroke and died. She immediately takes all his property, marries her real boyfriend and leaves for parts unknown! Appeared to have been her plan from the beginning and there was nothing the children could do since the old man appeared to have a sound mind and knew, or thought he knew what he was doing. Just remember, Hot, sleek bodies may have cold calculating, kiniving minds! Also remember old fools can be the most foolish of all. This not the only story of this nature I have know of this type. Just sayin...RJS

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May 17, 2020 09:45:34   #
DB Ed Loc: Brock, Nebraska southeast ne
 
Enough bad mouthing Ne. Tornados are bad but so are earthquakes. Walleye are are a good tasteing fish upper Midwest and Canadian fish.

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May 17, 2020 10:09:56   #
CamT Loc: La Porte, Texas
 
Nebraska is on our road trip plans, we try to visit every state and have made it to about 40 so far

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May 17, 2020 12:51:41   #
Spiritof27 Loc: Lincoln, CA
 
Not badmouthing anywhere or anyone. Just said if I had that much money, I would not choose to live in Nebraska. Doesn't mean I think it's a dump.

I drove across Nebraska on my way to Indiana from California in 1979. Colorado it ain't. It's exactly like that picture that comes into your mind when you think "American Heartland". Well, mine anyway.

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May 17, 2020 14:25:04   #
bapabear Loc: Blaine, Washington
 
Old does not mean foolish. I have been married for 47 years. Next time around I will have a nuptial agreement. I know the young chippy is marrying me for my body.

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