badbobby wrote:
wulffy finds a lamp
wulffy rubs the lamp
A genie appears
genie---"I can grant you three wishes"
wulffy---"I want a bottomless mug of beer"
A mug of beer appears in wulffys hand
wulffy takes a huge swig
the mug magically refills
wulffy is ecstatic
wulffy drinks the mug dry
the mug magically refills
genie---Now ,what are your other two wishes?"
wulffy---"give me two more just like this one"