wulffy finds a lamp
wulffy rubs the lamp
A genie appears
genie---"I can grant you three wishes"
wulffy---"I want a bottomless mug of beer"
A mug of beer appears in wulffys hand
wulffy takes a huge swig
the mug magically refills
wulffy is ecstatic
wulffy drinks the mug dry
the mug magically refills
genie---Now ,what are your other two wishes?"
wulffy---"give me two more just like this one"
I heard that as a "Wino" joke and a Big bottle of Chianti. LOL
badbobby wrote:
wulffy finds a lamp
wulffy rubs the lamp
A genie appears
genie---"I can grant you three wishes"
wulffy---"I want a bottomless mug of beer"
A mug of beer appears in wulffys hand
wulffy takes a huge swig
the mug magically refills
wulffy is ecstatic
wulffy drinks the mug dry
the mug magically refills
genie---Now ,what are your other two wishes?"
wulffy---"give me two more just like this one"
Moderation wulffy, moderation.
Unless one of those mugs is for me.
Two More Genie Bottles just like that one. :) That could really open the door to a whole lot more than three wishes. Then on last Wish ask for two more Genie bottles. Heck PB would be getting told moderation too. Good One BB
plumbob wrote:
Moderation wulffy, moderation.
Unless one of those mugs is for me.
I'm sure wulffy would share plum
OR am I?
The wolf was just thinking of his friends. What a guy.
flyguy
Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!
I would doubt that the wulff was just thinking of his belly. He does that a lot.
You take one down you pass it around 99 left? I was just going to watch this one to see what got said but I couldn't resist. Bobby, dammit you keep tolding all my secrets. Plum, of course I'd share where's the fun if ya gotta do it alone.Jeremy, there is such a thing as too much of a good thing, them genies can get troublesome in the way they grant wishes. Spirit, I allus think of my frens mos speshully wen they get thirsty. And fly? I don jus think of my belly, when I got beer I also figger the qwikess way to the head, so there! 🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻
EasternOZ wrote:
Barbra Eden
Wooozzza
one like that and I wouldn't be wishin' for beer, that's a fact. My luck would be the Robin Williams type.
Graywulff wrote:
one like that and I wouldn't be wishin' for beer, that's a fact. My luck would be the Robin Williams type.
He would keep u laughing.
She would just tickle ya.
EasternOZ wrote:
He would keep u laughing.
She would just tickle ya.
I could do the tickle. She's still a WOW!
Graywulff wrote:
I do agree.
At 88. Are you kidding me?
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