plumbob wrote:
Mr. Egghead the kids call him, was reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan. Big Ouch there!!!!
While rubbing his noggin Egg asks, "What was that for?"
The Mrs. says, "I found a piece of paper in your coat pocket with 'Betty Sue' written on it."
Egg replies, "Jeez, honey, remember last week when I went to the track? 'Betty Sue' was the name of the horse I went there to bet on." She shrugs and walks away.
Three days later egghead is reading his paper again when the Mrs. walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head again with the frying pan.
Egg a little frustrated by now asks, "What was that for?"
Mrs. Egg answers, "Your horse called."
Mr. Egghead the kids call him, was reading his pap... (
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Egg needs to sit with his back to the wall, weeeellll maybe not, a pan to the nose might be worse