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Feb 27, 2020 19:30:58   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
Gotcha

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Feb 27, 2020 20:28:47   #
Big A Loc: Mesa, Arizona
 
EasternOZ wrote:
Sunny side up


Dang ! That photo reminds me
of my 'ex' without her bra on !
Only with her it was 'two eggs sunnyside, BREAK THE YOKE' !

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Feb 28, 2020 01:37:48   #
Smokypig Loc: Cheyenne, wyoming
 
EasternOZ wrote:
Sunny side up


Where did you get the photo of a girl I dated for a while?

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Feb 28, 2020 01:40:22   #
Smokypig Loc: Cheyenne, wyoming
 
Big A wrote:
Dang ! That photo reminds me
of my 'ex' without her bra on !
Only with her it was 'two eggs sunnyside, BREAK THE YOKE' !


Maybe she was Big A's ex!

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Feb 28, 2020 10:15:46   #
CamT Loc: La Porte, Texas
 
plumbob wrote:
Mr. Egghead the kids call him, was reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan. Big Ouch there!!!!

While rubbing his noggin Egg asks, "What was that for?"

The Mrs. says, "I found a piece of paper in your coat pocket with 'Betty Sue' written on it."

Egg replies, "Jeez, honey, remember last week when I went to the track? 'Betty Sue' was the name of the horse I went there to bet on." She shrugs and walks away.

Three days later egghead is reading his paper again when the Mrs. walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head again with the frying pan.

Egg a little frustrated by now asks, "What was that for?"

Mrs. Egg answers, "Your horse called."
Mr. Egghead the kids call him, was reading his pap... (show quote)


Egg needs to sit with his back to the wall, weeeellll maybe not, a pan to the nose might be worse

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Feb 28, 2020 10:16:51   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
CamT wrote:
Egg needs to sit with his back to the wall, weeeellll maybe not, a pan to the nose might be worse


Have a better chance to duck

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Feb 28, 2020 11:00:55   #
CamT Loc: La Porte, Texas
 
EasternOZ wrote:
Have a better chance to duck


Or At least see it coming

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Feb 28, 2020 11:25:26   #
Big A Loc: Mesa, Arizona
 
Smokypig wrote:
Maybe she was Big A's ex!


It's funny, really ! I always
thought it was a little 'odd'
when a girl's bra fit better on the back than on the front ! (LOL!)

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Feb 28, 2020 11:38:06   #
Graywulff Loc: Cortez,Co.
 
Big A wrote:
It's funny, really ! I always
thought it was a little 'odd'
when a girl's bra fit better on the back than on the front ! (LOL!)
Big sboulder blades?

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Feb 28, 2020 11:43:27   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
Graywulff wrote:
Big sboulder blades?


Small breast bones

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Feb 28, 2020 11:44:53   #
Big A Loc: Mesa, Arizona
 
Graywulff wrote:
Big sboulder blades?


Nope ! Just REALLY small-
chested ! You know the routine;
a real pirate's dream - sunken chest !

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Feb 28, 2020 13:07:40   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
Big A wrote:
Nope ! Just REALLY small-
chested ! You know the routine;
a real pirate's dream - sunken chest !


Charter member of the LIBT club.

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Feb 28, 2020 13:21:56   #
Egghead
 
Alright I'm baaaaak.lol you guys are nuts. The Mrs Scrambled Egg thinks so to. Back in the day them horses kept calling. That's how she became the scrambled Egg. Lol. No more horse racing for me.

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Feb 28, 2020 13:26:12   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
Egghead wrote:
Alright I'm baaaaak.lol you guys are nuts. The Mrs Scrambled Egg thinks so to. Back in the day them horses kept calling. That's how she became the scrambled Egg. Lol. No more horse racing for me.


Glad your back, we were concerned to the point that Benedict Egg was thought to be going poaching for you.

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Feb 28, 2020 13:26:43   #
Egghead
 
EasternOZ wrote:
Small breast bones


I still remember back in the day dating some not so nice girls if the white lines/crack heads. They were putty skinny. Once nice chested ol gals now nitt so nice. They look like fence posts with two raw eggs hangin on a nail. Not much there to keep the interest up🤣😂🤔

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