Egghead and the horses
Feb 27, 2020 14:57:32 #
Mr. Egghead the kids call him, was reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan. Big Ouch there!!!!
While rubbing his noggin Egg asks, "What was that for?"
The Mrs. says, "I found a piece of paper in your coat pocket with 'Betty Sue' written on it."
Egg replies, "Jeez, honey, remember last week when I went to the track? 'Betty Sue' was the name of the horse I went there to bet on." She shrugs and walks away.
Three days later egghead is reading his paper again when the Mrs. walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head again with the frying pan.
Egg a little frustrated by now asks, "What was that for?"
Mrs. Egg answers, "Your horse called."
While rubbing his noggin Egg asks, "What was that for?"
The Mrs. says, "I found a piece of paper in your coat pocket with 'Betty Sue' written on it."
Egg replies, "Jeez, honey, remember last week when I went to the track? 'Betty Sue' was the name of the horse I went there to bet on." She shrugs and walks away.
Three days later egghead is reading his paper again when the Mrs. walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head again with the frying pan.
Egg a little frustrated by now asks, "What was that for?"
Mrs. Egg answers, "Your horse called."
Feb 27, 2020 15:02:54 #
plumbob wrote:
That was a big UBU Egg.Mr. Egghead the kids call him, was reading his pap... (show quote)
Feb 27, 2020 15:13:00 #
Feb 27, 2020 18:24:06 #
Feb 27, 2020 18:37:32 #
oldsalt wrote:
Maybe it was a relative of Mr Ed
Kinda dysfunctional??
Feb 27, 2020 18:46:19 #
Feb 27, 2020 18:56:16 #
Feb 27, 2020 19:04:05 #
plumbob wrote:
Must be he hasn't replied.
She must pack a punch.
Or figure out the sights of the pistol.
Swiss cheese omelet
Feb 27, 2020 19:08:26 #
EasternOZ wrote:
She must pack a punch.
Or figure out the sights of the pistol.
Swiss cheese omelet
Or figure out the sights of the pistol.
Swiss cheese omelet
Well it wasn't over easy for sure.
Feb 27, 2020 19:11:04 #
Feb 27, 2020 19:14:05 #
Feb 27, 2020 19:17:52 #
plumbob wrote:
Darn you Oz. Now I am hungry again.
What do ya mean again, you out of icecream
Feb 27, 2020 19:20:06 #
EasternOZ wrote:
What do ya mean again, you out of icecream
Oh un fortunately me and ice cream have parted ways. Even have been found to have an allergy to chocolate. Ain't that a bite?
Feb 27, 2020 19:22:01 #
plumbob wrote:
Oh un fortunately me and ice cream have parted ways. Even have been found to have an allergy to chocolate. Ain't that a bite?
Sherbet
And that is a big BITE
Feb 27, 2020 19:27:18 #
Not even Sherbet. And throw in sodas too.
Not saying I won't indulge in any of the allergic stuff, just got to put up with excessive coughing afterwards. So not like it is life threatening, just that " its like me ", annoying at times.
Not saying I won't indulge in any of the allergic stuff, just got to put up with excessive coughing afterwards. So not like it is life threatening, just that " its like me ", annoying at times.
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