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Feb 28, 2020 08:19:12   #
Graywulff Loc: Cortez,Co.
 
plumbob wrote:
How To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Sanity while waiting on the weather to change or if you are just retired and had enough.


1.. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars...watch 'em slow down!

2.. On all your check stubs, write 'for marijuana'!

3.. Skip down the street rather than walk and see how many looks you get.

4.. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

5.. Sing along at the opera.

6.. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream 'I won! I won!'

7.. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the car park, yelling 'run for your lives! They're loose!'

8.. Tell your children over dinner: 'due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go…

9.. Pick up a box of condoms at the pharmacy, go to the counter and ask where the fitting room is.

(And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity: my favorite.)

10. Go to a large department store’s fitting room, drop your drawers to your ankles and yell out: “there is no paper in here”!
How To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Sanity while wa... (show quote)
If you did number 10 in a Walmart somebody would prolly hand you a roll! Good stuff here Plum. Thanks

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Feb 28, 2020 10:04:37   #
msmllm Loc: Huntington, WV
 
I thought you all were so funny, I called my gay cousin so I could read them to him. Also I put them on my favorites so I can read them to my friends. Ha

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Feb 28, 2020 10:37:10   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
msmllm wrote:
I thought you all were so funny, I called my gay cousin so I could read them to him. Also I put them on my favorites so I can read them to my friends. Ha


Well don't go away ms, we share as much as we care and enjoy each day to the best we can.

Laughing at oneself is a must in my book, as much as starting each day with a greeting and not a request.

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Feb 28, 2020 10:44:22   #
msmllm Loc: Huntington, WV
 
I told my daughter about the funny jokes I read on fishing forum, so she found some & I will post them. I don't know how funny they are. She said they might not be appropriate jokes for fishing forum. I said (after reading some of the raunchier ones) they'll be fine.

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Feb 28, 2020 10:47:23   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
msmllm wrote:
I told my daughter about the funny jokes I read on fishing forum, so she found some & I will post them. I don't know how funny they are. She said they might not be appropriate jokes for fishing forum. I said (after reading some of the raunchier ones) they'll be fine.


Tip here ms, If they are border line raunchy post them in the Attic. Got some folks on here that let their kids read this stuff then complain. Not going to mention names they know who they are.

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Feb 28, 2020 10:56:34   #
msmllm Loc: Huntington, WV
 
This is an old folks forum and they should check the jokes out before they let kids read them. Most of them are alright for kids though. They are still funny even if they are raunchy. Enjoy them keep it up.

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Feb 28, 2020 11:02:48   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
msmllm wrote:
This is an old folks forum and they should check the jokes out before they let kids read them. Most of them are alright for kids though. They are still funny even if they are raunchy. Enjoy them keep it up.


99% Are with you on that. Its that 1% that tries to tell everyone else that they are wrong. Their kids could probably teach them a few things.

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Feb 28, 2020 11:05:47   #
Graywulff Loc: Cortez,Co.
 
Just by the way, somebody in this thread a little earlier made reference to inbred. Is that a relative thing?

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Feb 28, 2020 11:06:02   #
CamT Loc: La Porte, Texas
 
msmllm wrote:
I told my daughter about the funny jokes I read on fishing forum, so she found some & I will post them. I don't know how funny they are. She said they might not be appropriate jokes for fishing forum. I said (after reading some of the raunchier ones) they'll be fine.


Were anxiously awaiting, we loves a good laugh almost as much as a good day on the water

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Feb 28, 2020 11:07:59   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
Graywulff wrote:
Just by the way, somebody in this thread a little earlier made reference to inbred. Is that a relative thing?


Relatively so I've heard say.

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Feb 28, 2020 11:10:02   #
Graywulff Loc: Cortez,Co.
 
plumbob wrote:
Relatively so I've heard say.
Thanks for clearing that up.

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Feb 28, 2020 11:12:51   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
Graywulff wrote:
Thanks for clearing that up.


Clean up isle F S

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Feb 28, 2020 11:38:55   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
Graywulff wrote:
Just by the way, somebody in this thread a little earlier made reference to inbred. Is that a relative thing?


Depends on the state

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Feb 28, 2020 14:57:41   #
Randyhartford Loc: Lawrence, Kansas
 
Graywulff wrote:
Just by the way, somebody in this thread a little earlier made reference to inbred. Is that a relative thing?


BTW Do we have anyone on FS from Arkansas ???????
Just wonderin’.....

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Feb 28, 2020 14:59:43   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
Randyhartford wrote:
BTW Do we have anyone on FS from Arkansas ???????
Just wonderin’.....


Ask pb or fg

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