Are you bred with the rain or cold. Here is someting to do.
Feb 27, 2020 14:35:52 #
How To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Sanity while waiting on the weather to change or if you are just retired and had enough.
1.. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars...watch 'em slow down!
2.. On all your check stubs, write 'for marijuana'!
3.. Skip down the street rather than walk and see how many looks you get.
4.. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
5.. Sing along at the opera.
6.. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream 'I won! I won!'
7.. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the car park, yelling 'run for your lives! They're loose!'
8.. Tell your children over dinner: 'due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go
9.. Pick up a box of condoms at the pharmacy, go to the counter and ask where the fitting room is.
(And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity: my favorite.)
10. Go to a large department stores fitting room, drop your drawers to your ankles and yell out: there is no paper in here!
1.. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars...watch 'em slow down!
2.. On all your check stubs, write 'for marijuana'!
3.. Skip down the street rather than walk and see how many looks you get.
4.. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
5.. Sing along at the opera.
6.. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream 'I won! I won!'
7.. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the car park, yelling 'run for your lives! They're loose!'
8.. Tell your children over dinner: 'due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go
9.. Pick up a box of condoms at the pharmacy, go to the counter and ask where the fitting room is.
(And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity: my favorite.)
10. Go to a large department stores fitting room, drop your drawers to your ankles and yell out: there is no paper in here!
Feb 27, 2020 15:09:12 #
Feb 27, 2020 15:15:25 #
EasternOZ wrote:
All sound good to me.
Have fun and get well fast my friend.
Feb 27, 2020 15:17:29 #
plumbob wrote:
Have fun and get well fast my friend.
Thank you.
Planning on doing just that.
Feb 27, 2020 17:19:08 #
Darn Spell check. Should be are ( your bored with the rain and cold )
Feb 27, 2020 17:24:05 #
plumbob wrote:
Darn Spell check. Should be are ( your bored with the rain and cold )
Just depends on the partner
Feb 27, 2020 17:38:37 #
EasternOZ wrote:
Just depends on the partner
Scored points there with Mrs. E didn't you?
Feb 27, 2020 17:40:42 #
plumbob wrote:
Scored points there with Mrs. E didn't you?
She often ask what's so funny but she is not home.
Back to the thread topic
Are you bred with the rain or cold. Here is someting to do
Glad it was not inbred
Feb 27, 2020 17:41:28 #
plumbob wrote:
Scored points there with Mrs. E didn't you?
That is my partner.
Feb 27, 2020 19:04:13 #
EasternOZ wrote:
She often ask what's so funny but she is not home.
Back to the thread topic
Are you bred with the rain or cold. Here is someting to do
Glad it was not inbred
Back to the thread topic
Are you bred with the rain or cold. Here is someting to do
Glad it was not inbred
Boy would the in bred ever get hit with remarks. Might have been interesting.
Feb 27, 2020 19:07:47 #
plumbob wrote:
Boy would the in bred ever get hit with remarks. Might have been interesting.
Start a new thread
LOL
Feb 27, 2020 19:11:57 #
EasternOZ wrote:
Start a new thread
LOL
LOL
Don't think so on that in bred topic. You might fall out of the recliner laughing and that will give the docs more golfing money fixing something else falling apart.
Feb 27, 2020 19:15:22 #
plumbob wrote:
Don't think so on that in bred topic. You might fall out of the recliner laughing and that will give the docs more golfing money fixing something else falling apart.
I will put on a seatbelt
And helmet
Feb 27, 2020 19:16:48 #
EasternOZ wrote:
I will put on a seatbelt
And helmet
And helmet
Stop, I can't eat my eggs while laughing. Milk bath to clean up now.
Feb 27, 2020 20:23:55 #
Reminds me of my favorite line
by Tommy Lee Jones in the U.S.
Marshalls movie - "Which one
of you is the ugliest, most inbred
country son of a b*tch out
here ?" (And they ALL raise
their hands !)
by Tommy Lee Jones in the U.S.
Marshalls movie - "Which one
of you is the ugliest, most inbred
country son of a b*tch out
here ?" (And they ALL raise
their hands !)
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