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Feb 28, 2020 01:06:53   #
bottomcoon Loc: Tahlequah, oklahoma
 
I've heard it put "sometimes you get the bear sometimes the bear gets you".

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Feb 28, 2020 01:19:04   #
saw1 Loc: nor cal Windsor
 
Amen brother coon.

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Feb 28, 2020 02:26:31   #
audigger53 Loc: Severn, MD
 
Saw you know it's bad when friends tell you, "If it wasn't for bad luck, you wouldn't have any".
Or as another one said, "You have the Luck of the Irish! During the Potato famine".
had guys tell me both of those. My answer was, "Murphy is an In-Law."

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Feb 28, 2020 02:31:40   #
saw1 Loc: nor cal Windsor
 
Dang AD, that's bad. Alls I can say is I hope it gets better.

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Feb 28, 2020 02:41:25   #
audigger53 Loc: Severn, MD
 
LOL, I always try and plan for the worse, then if it doesn't happen, I'm happy. LOL When my brother and I would go up in the hills in AZ and NM, I had spare parts in the Toolbox on the truck and 2 spare tires. if your 30 miles from town, much less a tire repair place, one flat is ok, but 2 will make to a believer of more spares. As the dirt roads were a little rough, all the tires had tubes in them. Also in the bed of the truck was a 6 foot "Digging Bar" for moving rocks out of the way to save the oil pan. LOL

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Feb 28, 2020 07:26:10   #
flyguy Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!
 
badbobby wrote:
The children were restless and the teacher decided to have an early dismissal.

Teacher--"Whoever can answer first and correctly my questions will be allowed to leave class early".

Now that suited Big a just fine."I"m smart and I will be first to leave".

Teacher--"Who said four score and seven years ago"?

Before Big A could open his mouth,Susan said"Abraham Lincoln".

Teacher--Correct Susan,you may be excused from class".
Little Big A was mad,but figured he would be first next time.

Teacher--"Who said I have a dream"?

Immediately Mary answered "Martin Luther King".

Teacher--"Correct Mary ,you may leave early".

Now Big is furious but still determined to leave next

Teacher__"Who said Ask not what your country can do for you"?
Nancy beat Big to the punch,"John F Kennedy"she said

Teacher--correct Nancy you are excused from class.

Little Big is now boiling mad and when the teacher turned her back Big blurted out"Why cant these little bitches keep their mouths shut"??

Whirling back around the teacher exclaimed"Who said that"??

Big A--"Tiger Woods,can I go now"?/





trouble in Canada
The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident,a man answered his door to find two grim faced RCMP officers.
"WE are terribly sorry sir ,but we have some information about your wife"one of them said.
"Have you found her "THE man asked.
one trooper said"We have some bad news,some good news and some really great news,which would you like to hear first"?
Fearing the worst ,the man said"Give me the bad news".
THe officer replied"This morning we found your wifes body in the bay".
"Oh my God" The man said"what could possibly be the good news"?
The Mountie replied"Well sir,when we drug your wifes body up,she had twelve of the biggest Atlantic lobsters we have ever seen clinging to her and we feel like you are entitled to share".
Stunned the man asked "And what is the really great news:?
:TOMORROW MORNING WE ARE BRINGING HER UP AGAIN"
The children were restless and the teacher decided... (show quote)


Condolences to Mrs. saw.

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Feb 28, 2020 07:47:47   #
bottomcoon Loc: Tahlequah, oklahoma
 
When I head toward the hills I always carry a spare battery & jumper cables. When headed to Canada or other distant place I carry an extra boat trailer spare plus a box containing a complete trailer hub & tools to change it. I'm a believer in greasing my hubs but over the years I have used the extra spare & hub. Crap happens out west. When i go off on a hunting trip i take an extra gun, just in case. Never needed the extra shotgun or rifle but it's comforting knowing it's there if needed. I don't think a man can be too prepared. It's really the same reason we
have a tackle bag full of lures & hooks. Just in case the fish don't hit a diving lure we've got a topwater.

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Feb 28, 2020 08:41:36   #
msmllm Loc: Huntington, WV
 
msmllm wrote:
That's what you call a Sick Joke.


Well it was a sick joke. I'm 78 yrs old but don't act my age. I remember when we were teenagers always telling sick jokes. One was "can Johnny come out to play baseball with us" The Mother replied "you know Johnny doesn't have any arms or legs" Oh, we just wanted to use him for 3rd base.
We would laugh at our sick jokes. Sort of immature, I guess.

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Feb 28, 2020 13:25:53   #
Spiritof27 Loc: Lincoln, CA
 
Well at 78 for you and 72 for me, we've earned the right to be a little immature now and then. Don't you think?

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Feb 28, 2020 13:34:07   #
saw1 Loc: nor cal Windsor
 
Hey, it's all in fun. I try my best not to take things too seriously. Life is too short, and the Bible says that we are not suppose to worry about things. God has it all under control. That's good enough for me.

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Feb 28, 2020 13:38:00   #
Graywulff Loc: Cortez,Co.
 
audigger53 wrote:
Saw you know it's bad when friends tell you, "If it wasn't for bad luck, you wouldn't have any".
Or as another one said, "You have the Luck of the Irish! During the Potato famine".
had guys tell me both of those. My answer was, "Murphy is an In-Law."

And Murphy is Irish! When I was younger we had friends calling us Mr.& Mrs. Job. Gray skies always make the blue skies bluer.

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Feb 28, 2020 15:36:17   #
saw1 Loc: nor cal Windsor
 
That's a nice outlook GW. Thanks.

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Feb 28, 2020 16:48:41   #
Spiritof27 Loc: Lincoln, CA
 
How would we ever know a good time if we didn't have a bad one now and then? I've been about the world to some pretty miserable places and even under the worst conditions you might imagine, people were for the most part happy, joking, smiling, singing and dancing. People can be remarkable.

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