badbobby Loc: Humble Texas

The children were restless and the teacher decided to have an early dismissal.

Teacher--"Whoever can answer first and correctly my questions will be allowed to leave class early".

Now that suited Big a just fine."I"m smart and I will be first to leave".

Teacher--"Who said four score and seven years ago"?

Before Big A could open his mouth,Susan said"Abraham Lincoln".

Teacher--Correct Susan,you may be excused from class".
Little Big A was mad,but figured he would be first next time.

Teacher--"Who said I have a dream"?

Immediately Mary answered "Martin Luther King".

Teacher--"Correct Mary ,you may leave early".

Now Big is furious but still determined to leave next

Teacher__"Who said Ask not what your country can do for you"?
Nancy beat Big to the punch,"John F Kennedy"she said

Teacher--correct Nancy you are excused from class.

Little Big is now boiling mad and when the teacher turned her back Big blurted out"Why cant these little bitches keep their mouths shut"??

Whirling back around the teacher exclaimed"Who said that"??

Big A--"Tiger Woods,can I go now"?/





trouble in Canada
The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident,a man answered his door to find two grim faced RCMP officers.
"WE are terribly sorry sir ,but we have some information about your wife"one of them said.
"Have you found her "THE man asked.
one trooper said"We have some bad news,some good news and some really great news,which would you like to hear first"?
Fearing the worst ,the man said"Give me the bad news".
THe officer replied"This morning we found your wifes body in the bay".
"Oh my God" The man said"what could possibly be the good news"?
The Mountie replied"Well sir,when we drug your wifes body up,she had twelve of the biggest Atlantic lobsters we have ever seen clinging to her and we feel like you are entitled to share".
Stunned the man asked "And what is the really great news:?
:TOMORROW MORNING WE ARE BRINGING HER UP AGAIN"

Flytier Loc: Wilmington Delaware

That's funny!!

flyguy Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!

Spiritof27 Loc: Lincoln, CA

A bunch of the fishing stage members were having a poker party over at OZ's place. They were playing 5 card draw and Saw drew two to a possible royal flush. He actually filled the flush and he was so surprised by his good fortune and the size of the pot that he dropped dead from an embolism. Well none of the wives knew where their hubbies were or what they were doing, so they guys were trying to figure out how they were going to break this bad news to Mrs. Saw. Plum finally came up with a plan - they decided to get Bad Bobby to go over to Saw's house and explain what had happened, because everyone agreed the BB had a way with words that none of the others did. So when Bobby got to the house and knocked on the door, Mrs Saw answered and wondered what was up. "Are you the widow Saw?" asked BB. " Well, I am married to Saw, but I'm not a widow." Says Bad Bobby, " The hell you're not".

badbobby Loc: Humble Texas

I am well known for my tact

EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro

LOL

EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro

Poor saw

Graywulff Loc: Cortez,Co.

Home run Bobby. Thanks!!!!!!

Big dog Loc: Bayshore, Long Island, New York

Ouch

saw1 Loc: nor cal Windsor

She inherits the pot. That's all I got to say. Death doesn't disqualify a win.

bottomcoon Loc: Tahlequah, oklahoma

I'm still waiting to hear when the garage sale starts. Saw had some good stuff.

msmllm Loc: Huntington, WV

That's what you call a Sick Joke.

Spiritof27 Loc: Lincoln, CA

Are you showing your age? Haven't heard that term used for quite a while. I'm 72.

bottomcoon Loc: Tahlequah, oklahoma

Some pilgrams just don't have a sense of humor. Life's a -itch then you die.

saw1 Loc: nor cal Windsor

One of my sayins is "You win some, you lose most."
DTBL......."Darn The Bad Luck."