Now that Graywulff is in those golden years and retired from a long successful career, he has become slightly bored especially in these winter months.

Well he decided to accept a low-paid but stress-free job as a greeter at the local home improvement store. After landing the dream stress free job as a greeter, which by the way is a good find for many retirees, he lasted less than a day .

Here is his story...

About two hours into the first day on the job a very loud, decidedly unattractive, and inappropriately dressed woman walked into the store along with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

As he was instructed, he said pleasantly, "Good morning and welcome." Then said, "Nice children you have there. Are they twins?"

The obviously un attractive woman stopped yelling at the children just long enough to say to him, "Of course they aren't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one' s only 5. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid you Old coot ?

In his mild mannered soft but firm voice, he replied:, "I'm neither blind nor stupid, Madam... I just couldn't believe someone would have sex with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping with us".

His Supervisor said he probably wasn't cut out for this line of work.