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Graywulff in retirement
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Feb 25, 2020 13:25:29   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
Now that Graywulff is in those golden years and retired from a long successful career, he has become slightly bored especially in these winter months.

Well he decided to accept a low-paid but stress-free job as a greeter at the local home improvement store. After landing the dream stress free job as a greeter, which by the way is a good find for many retirees, he lasted less than a day .

Here is his story...

About two hours into the first day on the job a very loud, decidedly unattractive, and inappropriately dressed woman walked into the store along with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

As he was instructed, he said pleasantly, "Good morning and welcome." Then said, "Nice children you have there. Are they twins?"

The obviously un attractive woman stopped yelling at the children just long enough to say to him, "Of course they aren't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one' s only 5. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid you Old coot ?

In his mild mannered soft but firm voice, he replied:, "I'm neither blind nor stupid, Madam... I just couldn't believe someone would have sex with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping with us".

His Supervisor said he probably wasn't cut out for this line of work.

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Feb 25, 2020 13:37:34   #
oldsalt Loc: Holland Pa
 
she deserved that reply

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Feb 25, 2020 13:43:37   #
oldsalt Loc: Holland Pa
 
This is her wedding picture



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Feb 25, 2020 13:47:19   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
Dang she even has a scope on that rifle.

Run Forest Run!!!!!

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Feb 25, 2020 13:56:16   #
saw1 Loc: nor cal Windsor
 
Prolly a good reason I'd better not be a Greeter either.

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Feb 25, 2020 14:06:05   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
saw1 wrote:
Prolly a good reason I'd better not be a Greeter either.


I am also in that category.

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Feb 25, 2020 14:18:54   #
Flytier Loc: Wilmington Delaware
 
I've been told I have shouldn't always say what I'm thinking.

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Feb 25, 2020 14:19:58   #
Fishin Fool 69 Loc: Etowah, TN
 
Outstanding...LMAO....

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Feb 25, 2020 14:38:42   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
Flytier wrote:
I've been told I have shouldn't always say what I'm thinking.


Most folks that say go ahead tell me what you are thinking all to often get their feelings hurt.

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Feb 25, 2020 14:44:41   #
oldsalt Loc: Holland Pa
 
here she is at home, happily married of course.



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Feb 25, 2020 14:45:37   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
oldsalt wrote:
here she is at home, happily married of course.


Well how many?

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Feb 25, 2020 14:48:15   #
Fishin Fool 69 Loc: Etowah, TN
 
That is funny stuff right there...old salt

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Feb 25, 2020 15:29:59   #
ghaynes1 Loc: Strawberry Plains, TN
 
I think this goes back to that thing about women and men having a different sense of humor. That could explain the bowl of spaghetti on his head. Just a guess.

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Feb 25, 2020 15:32:00   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
ghaynes1 wrote:
I think this goes back to that thing about women and men having a different sense of humor. That could explain the bowl of spaghetti on his head. Just a guess.


Maybe it was the closest bowl and he was due for a hair cut.

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Feb 25, 2020 15:35:04   #
ghaynes1 Loc: Strawberry Plains, TN
 
EasternOZ wrote:
Maybe it was the closest bowl and he was due for a hair cut.


Maybe. But that wouldn't explain the spaghetti on his head, floor and the wall. Could mess up the haircutting process.

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