Self cleaning gene pool (Page 2): I didn't make it past 15 years, with a 3 year separation included. Dumbest thing I've ever done. I'm now 77. Won't let anyone have that much control...

Sinner Loc: witness protection program

ghaynes1 wrote:

Sinner - I'm on #3, where does that put me on the list. 16 years -#1, 18 years -#2, 5 years #3 and definitely the last time. 39 years of marriage out of 65 on the planet. I may qualify for "special" list.

I didn't make it past 15 years, with a 3 year separation included.
Dumbest thing I've ever done. I'm now 77.
Won't let anyone have that much control over my life again.
The closest I get are weekend marriages, and have a set of blank wedding certificates on hand for that purpose. Works out fine for everyone involved.

Jeremy Loc: America

That’s funny sinner. Do you make them sign if you see them ? Your guilty as sin. 🤠🤠

ghaynes1 Loc: Strawberry Plains, TN

Do they get 50% of everything when they leave on Monday morning?

Doug Lemmon Loc: Rochester Mills, PA

Sinner wrote:

I didn't make it past 15 years, with a 3 year separation included.
Dumbest thing I've ever done. I'm now 77.
Won't let anyone have that much control over my life again.
The closest I get are weekend marriages, and have a set of blank wedding certificates on hand for that purpose. Works out fine for everyone involved.

Never sign anything... Never use the same last name making reservations... Don't ask me how I know!

ghaynes1 Loc: Strawberry Plains, TN

C'mon Doug. Don't tease us. Got to be a story there we want to hear.

Jeremy Loc: America

Doug Lemmon wrote:

Never sign anything... Never use the same last name making reservations... Don't ask me how I know!

Enquiring minds want to know now.

ghaynes1 Loc: Strawberry Plains, TN

What was her first name?

Doug Lemmon Loc: Rochester Mills, PA

Lol... the name for the record begins with "X"

Big A Loc: Mesa, Arizona

Sinner wrote:

I got married once, does that count?

As long as it either wasn't a
mistake, or you were smart enough not to repeat it if it
was !

Randyhartford Loc: Lawrence, Kansas

ghaynes1 wrote:

Sinner - I'm on #3, where does that put me on the list. 16 years -#1, 18 years -#2, 5 years #3 and definitely the last time. 39 years of marriage out of 65 on the planet. I may qualify for "special" list.

Hey Greg,
There is two ways to look at this. We actually have a couple things in common: we are both 65 and have both been married three times. One difference is the length of our marriages. My first was two years, my second was three, and my current is thirty-seven and going strong. I feel that I am WAY smarter now than I was 45 years ago and that is probably why I’m still married to my bride of 37 years. And you know- the third time’s a charm....
Always treat them precious.

Gordon Loc: Charleston South Carolina

I'll never know if the third time’s a charm. My wife did. I'm her third. But she is my second so I hope I'll never know.LOL

ghaynes1 Loc: Strawberry Plains, TN

Good point Randy. First time I was way too young and married the first woman I seriously dated. I knew the marriage was over after 5 years but hung in 11 more. Second time would have worked buy lost everything in 2009 recession including my marriage. Third time, 5 years ago at 60. Hopefully I'm smarter this time. I know one thing . I know who I am now. It took a lot of years but I know now.

Sinner Loc: witness protection program

Jeremy wrote:

That’s funny sinner. Do you make them sign if you see them ? Your guilty as sin. 🤠🤠

My tag was given to me for a reason.

Sinner Loc: witness protection program

ghaynes1 wrote:

Do they get 50% of everything when they leave on Monday morning?

Nope. Part of the legal clause. Along with pregnancy, STD notification, broken hearts.

Sinner Loc: witness protection program

ghaynes1 wrote:

What was her first name?

Honey. . . always Honey. Never anything else but Honey.
Can't get in trouble that way.