Chuckie The Chicken
Jan 31, 2020 07:40:33 #
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket agent said. “Sir, what is that on your shoulder?” The old farmer said, “That is my pet rooster, Chuckie. Where ever I go, Chuckie goes.”
I’m sorry, Sir,” said the ticket agent. “We can’t allow animals in the theater. Not even a pet chicken.”
The old farmer went around the corner and stuffed the chicken down his pants. He returned to the booth, bought a ticket and entered the theater. He sat down next to two old widows named Mildred and Marge.
The movie started and the chicken began to squirm. The old farmer unzipped his pants so Chuckie could stick his head out and watch the movie.
“Marge,” whispered Mildred. “What?” said Marge. “I think the guy next to me is a pervert” “What makes you think so?” asked Marge. “He has his thing out,” whispered Mildred.
“Well, don’t worry about it,” said Marge, At our age we’ve seen them all.” “Yes, said Mildred, “But this one’s eating my popcorn.”
I’m sorry, Sir,” said the ticket agent. “We can’t allow animals in the theater. Not even a pet chicken.”
The old farmer went around the corner and stuffed the chicken down his pants. He returned to the booth, bought a ticket and entered the theater. He sat down next to two old widows named Mildred and Marge.
The movie started and the chicken began to squirm. The old farmer unzipped his pants so Chuckie could stick his head out and watch the movie.
“Marge,” whispered Mildred. “What?” said Marge. “I think the guy next to me is a pervert” “What makes you think so?” asked Marge. “He has his thing out,” whispered Mildred.
“Well, don’t worry about it,” said Marge, At our age we’ve seen them all.” “Yes, said Mildred, “But this one’s eating my popcorn.”
Jan 31, 2020 07:50:22 #
I haven't heard that one before, that I can remember anyway, sitn. Thanks for sharing.
Jan 31, 2020 07:52:28 #
Raw Dawg Ron
Loc: St. Petersburg, FL
Heard it all now, grandma loosing her popcorn to an old farmer in da movie theater?
Jan 31, 2020 08:03:42 #
flyguy wrote:
I haven't heard that one before, that I can remember anyway, sitn. Thanks for sharing.
Thanks. My dad, Joe wrote that one many years ago. Thought I would share it. I lived in Texas 30 years before moving into the Cajun country. Still go back every once in a while.
Jan 31, 2020 09:34:39 #
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Jan 31, 2020 09:49:35 #
Big dog
Loc: Bayshore, Long Island, New York
flyguy wrote:
I haven't heard that one before, that I can remember anyway, sitn. Thanks for sharing.
👍
Jan 31, 2020 09:56:25 #
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Jan 31, 2020 14:54:08 #
Pickle wrote:
Ole Chuckie was good for a chuckle.
Cluck cluck cluck!
Chuck was knot a duck.
He went to a movie to eat popcorn 🍿,
But couldn’t buy a ticket and was forlorn.
The farmer snuck him inside his trouser,
When the Old Lady proclaimed “Wowser”!
Chuck choked on a kernel,
And was soon in turmoil.
Was rushed to the ER real quick,
Where the doctor gave him a Heimlick.
Out popped the kernel - but way too late,
So Chuck experienced his final fate,
And was deliciously served on a KFC plate!
Mickey the Poet
Jan 31, 2020 15:44:57 #
Jan 31, 2020 16:39:18 #
rageing cajun
Loc: maui
If a guy is addicted to masturbating but then gets addicted to sex is it fair to say his addiction got out of hand?
Jan 31, 2020 20:34:35 #
Big dog
Loc: Bayshore, Long Island, New York
rageing cajun wrote:
If a guy is addicted to masturbating but then gets addicted to sex is it fair to say his addiction got out of hand?
I think that’s enough of that.
Feb 1, 2020 01:14:49 #
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