PlumBob was walking down the street to go to the store one day and saw WVMide comic towards him with a pig on a leash. That wasn't odd enough, but the pig had a wooden leg and walked with a distinct limp. PB says, Hey Mike, how the heck are ya, and what's up with pig and why's he got
That PIG, says Mike, that PIG is a remarkable pig. Why just a couple of months ago a hot coal popped out of the fireplace in the middle of the night, started a fire in the living room, this pig smelled it, came and woke me up, I put the fire out, saved the house and probably the whole family.
Wow, says Plum, that some pig. But why the
That PIG, says Mike, why I was out plowing the field just last week and I got myself in a fix, the tractor rolled over and caught my leg under it. I's about a mile from the house, didn't know what I's gonna do, this pig had been following me, he went back to the house, rousted up the family, lead them out here and got the tractor offa me, probably saved my leg.
Well now, says Plum, that is quite a pig, but what about his
That PIG,says Mike, day before yesterday I took him out fishing with me, he was walking the bank, perked up his ears, let out a squeel, I casted my bait right out there where he was looking, 40 pound flat head. He walked up the bank a little further, same routine, same result, this time a 50 pounder. We went out again this morning, same darn thing. Somehow he senses em or smells em or something. Dog-gonnedest thing I ever did see.
Alright. I see this is quite the unigue, remarkable pig. But Mike, how come he's got that wooden leg?
Oh come on Plum - you can't eat a pig like that all at once.