Spiritof27 Loc: Lincoln, CA

PlumBob was walking down the street to go to the store one day and saw WVMide comic towards him with a pig on a leash. That wasn't odd enough, but the pig had a wooden leg and walked with a distinct limp. PB says, Hey Mike, how the heck are ya, and what's up with pig and why's he got
That PIG, says Mike, that PIG is a remarkable pig. Why just a couple of months ago a hot coal popped out of the fireplace in the middle of the night, started a fire in the living room, this pig smelled it, came and woke me up, I put the fire out, saved the house and probably the whole family.
Wow, says Plum, that some pig. But why the
That PIG, says Mike, why I was out plowing the field just last week and I got myself in a fix, the tractor rolled over and caught my leg under it. I's about a mile from the house, didn't know what I's gonna do, this pig had been following me, he went back to the house, rousted up the family, lead them out here and got the tractor offa me, probably saved my leg.
Well now, says Plum, that is quite a pig, but what about his
That PIG,says Mike, day before yesterday I took him out fishing with me, he was walking the bank, perked up his ears, let out a squeel, I casted my bait right out there where he was looking, 40 pound flat head. He walked up the bank a little further, same routine, same result, this time a 50 pounder. We went out again this morning, same darn thing. Somehow he senses em or smells em or something. Dog-gonnedest thing I ever did see.
Alright. I see this is quite the unigue, remarkable pig. But Mike, how come he's got that wooden leg?
Oh come on Plum - you can't eat a pig like that all at once.

pinkham42 Loc: Casper, Wyoming

Lol...

Smokypig Loc: Cheyenne, wyoming

Smart thinking.

Fishin Fool 69 Loc: Etowah, TN

Work has kept me so busy last few weeks. Got a breather this morning and decided to get on here and check on you guys. Thanks for the joke Spirit, appreciate it.

flyguy Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!

I didn't expect that ending, a good on, Spirit.

Gordon Loc: Charleston South Carolina

Good one Spirit. Way to start the morning

Big A Loc: Mesa, Arizona

Annnnd, they're OFF ! What
kinda run around the track are
we gettin' today, guys (and
girls) ? Looks like we're off to
a good start !

plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland

Plum wasn't ready for that answer either. Good one Spirit.

Whitey Loc: Southeast ohio

Surely Mike's not out fishing in all this rain

Whitey Loc: Southeast ohio

Hell maybe he's working on that pig lol

Gordon Loc: Charleston South Carolina

You dont know Mike. He might be.

Whitey Loc: Southeast ohio

You're right he just might be hope he's got good rain gear an warm clothes lol

Spiritof27 Loc: Lincoln, CA

Why do suppose I picked Mike to own the pig?

plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland

Sounds like " Deliverance " to me.

Wv mike Loc: Parkersburg area. Wv

I have been fishing. But on the way to the lake I dropped lucky the pig off at the vet I’m having 1/2 his liver removed. I hope it is better than his colon I had to boil the crap out of it.