After wulffy's medical exam,the dr. talks to his wife
Dr----"Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder.
If you don't follow these directions,I'm afraid he will pass on.
Each morning be sure to fix him a nutritious breakfast.
Be pleasant to him at all times.
For lunch,make him a tasty' light meal.
Then for dinner,prepare his favorite dish.
Remember do not ask him to do honey dos,not even grocery shopping.
And very important,make love to him at least three times a week.
If you follow this routine'I'm sure that after a year or so Mr Wulff will regain his health"
his wife returns to the waiting room where wulffy is waiting to hear what the Dr said
"Well dear,what did the Dr.Tell you?"asks wulffy
His wife replied
"Your'e gonna die!!"