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Jan 18, 2020 13:19:20   #
badbobby Loc: Humble Texas
 
After wulffy's medical exam,the dr. talks to his wife
Dr----"Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder.
If you don't follow these directions,I'm afraid he will pass on.
Each morning be sure to fix him a nutritious breakfast.
Be pleasant to him at all times.
For lunch,make him a tasty' light meal.
Then for dinner,prepare his favorite dish.
Remember do not ask him to do honey dos,not even grocery shopping.
And very important,make love to him at least three times a week.
If you follow this routine'I'm sure that after a year or so Mr Wulff will regain his health"
his wife returns to the waiting room where wulffy is waiting to hear what the Dr said
"Well dear,what did the Dr.Tell you?"asks wulffy
His wife replied
"Your'e gonna die!!"



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Jan 18, 2020 13:38:28   #
Katriniagirl Loc: Jensen Beach Florida
 
LOL

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Jan 18, 2020 13:43:23   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
badbobby wrote:
After wulffy's medical exam,the dr. talks to his wife
Dr----"Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder.
If you don't follow these directions,I'm afraid he will pass on.
Each morning be sure to fix him a nutritious breakfast.
Be pleasant to him at all times.
For lunch,make him a tasty' light meal.
Then for dinner,prepare his favorite dish.
Remember do not ask him to do honey dos,not even grocery shopping.
And very important,make love to him at least three times a week.
If you follow this routine'I'm sure that after a year or so Mr Wulff will regain his health"
his wife returns to the waiting room where wulffy is waiting to hear what the Dr said
"Well dear,what did the Dr.Tell you?"asks wulffy
His wife replied
"Your'e gonna die!!"
After wulffy's medical exam,the dr. talks to his w... (show quote)



Ouch

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Jan 18, 2020 13:45:09   #
Jeremy Loc: America
 
Bummer wolfy we will always remember you. Maybe you should put one of those libido enhancer patches on her toilet seat 3 times a week. I just make her fresh homemade biscuits and gravy. Then like on Duck Dynasty can hope for some honey on the biscuits.🤠

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Jan 18, 2020 14:22:26   #
Gordon Loc: Charleston South Carolina
 
By Wullfy

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Jan 18, 2020 16:42:09   #
Big A Loc: Mesa, Arizona
 
Damn, Wulffy ! If she's trying
to 'do you in', you've got three choices; 1/ Let her get away
with it - 2/ Get a divorce
3/ Beat her to the punch !

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Jan 19, 2020 00:16:04   #
Smokypig Loc: Cheyenne, wyoming
 
Don't be worried Graywulff. Just turn on that Barney Fife "drag em under the sheets animal magnetism."

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Jan 19, 2020 07:39:22   #
Doug Lemmon Loc: Rochester Mills, PA
 
Wulffy, Its been an honor.... by the way, what size boots do ya wear?

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Jan 19, 2020 07:39:23   #
Doug Lemmon Loc: Rochester Mills, PA
 
Wulffy, Its been an honor.... by the way, what size boots do ya wear?

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Jan 19, 2020 07:46:02   #
Graywulff Loc: Cortez,Co.
 
I am indeed humbled by this outpouring of sentiment on my behalf. I just can't contain the emotional outpouring I am experiencing right now. It's just so nice to have so many wonderful caring friends.😩😭😰
And since I love ya all so much I'm gonna cry me a river y'all can fish in!

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Jan 19, 2020 09:19:44   #
Raw Dawg Ron Loc: St. Petersburg, FL
 
Jest a dreaming, Wake Up and smell the coffee!

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Jan 19, 2020 09:32:18   #
Graywulff Loc: Cortez,Co.
 
Raw Dawg Ron wrote:
Jest a dreaming, Wake Up and smell the coffee!
On my second cup right now!😃☕️

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Jan 19, 2020 09:57:11   #
Katriniagirl Loc: Jensen Beach Florida
 
I’ve had more than my share this morning

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Jan 19, 2020 10:08:41   #
Graywulff Loc: Cortez,Co.
 
Katriniagirl wrote:
I’ve had more than my share this morning
You can have too much???? Morning Kat. Hope you're having a just awesome day!

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Jan 19, 2020 10:30:11   #
Doug Lemmon Loc: Rochester Mills, PA
 
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