After wulffy's medical exam,the dr. talks to his wife
Dr----"Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder.
If you don't follow these directions,I'm afraid he will pass on.
Each morning be sure to fix him a nutritious breakfast.
Be pleasant to him at all times.
For lunch,make him a tasty' light meal.
Then for dinner,prepare his favorite dish.
Remember do not ask him to do honey dos,not even grocery shopping.
And very important,make love to him at least three times a week.
If you follow this routine'I'm sure that after a year or so Mr Wulff will regain his health"
his wife returns to the waiting room where wulffy is waiting to hear what the Dr said
"Well dear,what did the Dr.Tell you?"asks wulffy
His wife replied
"Your'e gonna die!!"
Bummer wolfy we will always remember you. Maybe you should put one of those libido enhancer patches on her toilet seat 3 times a week. I just make her fresh homemade biscuits and gravy. Then like on Duck Dynasty can hope for some honey on the biscuits.🤠
Damn, Wulffy ! If she's trying
to 'do you in', you've got three choices; 1/ Let her get away
with it - 2/ Get a divorce
3/ Beat her to the punch !
Don't be worried Graywulff. Just turn on that Barney Fife "drag em under the sheets animal magnetism."
Wulffy, Its been an honor.... by the way, what size boots do ya wear?
Wulffy, Its been an honor.... by the way, what size boots do ya wear?
I am indeed humbled by this outpouring of sentiment on my behalf. I just can't contain the emotional outpouring I am experiencing right now. It's just so nice to have so many wonderful caring friends.😩😭😰
And since I love ya all so much I'm gonna cry me a river y'all can fish in!
Jest a dreaming, Wake Up and smell the coffee!
Raw Dawg Ron wrote:
Jest a dreaming, Wake Up and smell the coffee!
On my second cup right now!😃☕️
I’ve had more than my share this morning
Katriniagirl wrote:
I’ve had more than my share this morning
You can have too much???? Morning Kat. Hope you're having a just awesome day!
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