plumbob wrote:
I guess I should mention the wife delivers the catch to the widows we take care off. Wouldn't want to get a negative rep.
Especially coming home smelling fishy🤠ðŸ¤
Really nice fish pb. I’ll have to check out the sharpener.
Plumbing did not tell you what actually happened when he got home..as usual he showed his wife the fish and then cleaned them. As a ritual he then went and took his shower and cleaned up but he doesn't tell you that every since he and the misses and he married and there was no one else around he likes to run around in the buff ( their married) . Well she heard him clanging around in the kitchen and knew that meant he was getting his grandpa's old cast iron skillet ready for tomorrows fish dinner and it was finally time to get him back. A few minutes later he heard her standing behind him saying ok honey I am ready to go. He said where? She said remember the neighbors costume party. As he turned around she was standing there in his hip boots and naked. If you are going as Peter pan, I am going as puss n boots.
Olddawg wrote:
Plumbing did not tell you what actually happened when he got home..as usual he showed his wife the fish and then cleaned them. As a ritual he then went and took his shower and cleaned up but he doesn't tell you that every since he and the misses and he married and there was no one else around he likes to run around in the buff ( their married) . Well she heard him clanging around in the kitchen and knew that meant he was getting his grandpa's old cast iron skillet ready for tomorrows fish dinner and it was finally time to get him back. A few minutes later he heard her standing behind him saying ok honey I am ready to go. He said where? She said remember the neighbors costume party. As he turned around she was standing there in his hip boots and naked. If you are going as Peter pan, I am going as puss n boots.
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Pictures have been painted in my mind.
O my.
Sorry plum Bob but I guess it was time I jumped into the fire.
Olddawg wrote:
Sorry plum Bob but I guess it was time I jumped into the fire.
? Is how sorry will you be when he hits back?
Olddawg wrote:
Plumbing did not tell you what actually happened when he got home..as usual he showed his wife the fish and then cleaned them. As a ritual he then went and took his shower and cleaned up but he doesn't tell you that every since he and the misses and he married and there was no one else around he likes to run around in the buff ( their married) . Well she heard him clanging around in the kitchen and knew that meant he was getting his grandpa's old cast iron skillet ready for tomorrows fish dinner and it was finally time to get him back. A few minutes later he heard her standing behind him saying ok honey I am ready to go. He said where? She said remember the neighbors costume party. As he turned around she was standing there in his hip boots and naked. If you are going as Peter pan, I am going as puss n boots.
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If the boots were black and add a pair of black gloves she could go as the five of spades.
Couldn't pass on that one Plum..... my apologies to your missus.
Old Dawg what did I tell you about peeping thru the kitchen window? You brother Raw Dawg Ron learned the hard way he was sent off to live in St Petersburg eating raw fish for the rest of his life.
Good one O D don't stop with just one.
Old dawg and I will both be in the Dawg house. Couldn't let him go it alone.
Why are you all apologizing? Fair play my friends.
plumbob wrote:
Why are you all apologizing? Fair play my friends.
Afraid of the hand they will get dealt.
The humor of this group has made me feel right at home and since I am still working on putting my boat back together eases the pain of sitting on dry land. Thanks guys plus I have learned some things that have surprised me.
I'll use a glove with those two later. Get the P H ready fellows.
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