Smoky pig stays out late
Jan 11, 2020 17:11:35 #
After five hours sitting in a bar drinking Jack,Smoky decides he has had a few too many and is in no shape to drive , starts walking home.
As he was unsteadily walking along the road,he is stopped by a patrol car."Just what are you doing out here at two thirty in the AM?"asked the Cop
Smoky replied"I'm on the way to a lecture"
"Who in the world is giving a lecture at this hour?"smirked the Cop
Smoky answered"My wife"
As he was unsteadily walking along the road,he is stopped by a patrol car."Just what are you doing out here at two thirty in the AM?"asked the Cop
Smoky replied"I'm on the way to a lecture"
"Who in the world is giving a lecture at this hour?"smirked the Cop
Smoky answered"My wife"
Jan 11, 2020 17:58:29 #
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Jan 11, 2020 20:07:27 #
Wives are like that! We had a phone table with chair next to the bed. She knew I'd been drinking. I got home late didn't turn on any lights so as not wake anybody. Went to sit at the phone table to take off my clothes cuz I couldn't do it standing up. She had moved it. It was along way down. She just laughed and laughed, said serves you right, and rolled over and went to sleep. Didn't even help me up off the floor so ai just stayed there. Never did it again!
Jan 11, 2020 20:09:54 #
Graywulff wrote:
It will be easy for the next one, I'm already house broke.😃Wives are like that! We had a phone table with chair next to the bed. She knew I'd been drinking. I got home late didn't turn on any lights so as not wake anybody. Went to sit at the phone table to take off my clothes cuz I couldn't do it standing up. She had moved it. It was along way down. She just laughed and laughed, said serves you right, and rolled over and went to sleep. Didn't even help me up off the floor so ai just stayed there. Never did it again!
Jan 11, 2020 20:10:06 #
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Jan 11, 2020 20:20:45 #
Nope, I hurt my tailbone when I hit the floor. Always made sure if I was out drinking after that that she was with me.
Jan 11, 2020 20:36:51 #
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Jan 12, 2020 01:31:38 #
badbobby wrote:
After five hours sitting in a bar drinking Jack,Smoky decides he has had a few too many and is in no shape to drive , starts walking home.
As he was unsteadily walking along the road,he is stopped by a patrol car."Just what are you doing out here at two thirty in the AM?"asked the Cop
Smoky replied"I'm on the way to a lecture"
"Who in the world is giving a lecture at this hour?"smirked the Cop
Smoky answered"My wife"
As he was unsteadily walking along the road,he is stopped by a patrol car."Just what are you doing out here at two thirty in the AM?"asked the Cop
Smoky replied"I'm on the way to a lecture"
"Who in the world is giving a lecture at this hour?"smirked the Cop
Smoky answered"My wife"
Well, BB, it got even worse from there. When I got home the wife was ready; fuzzy bathrobe, fluffy slippers, hair in rollers, arms crossed.
"Drunk!" she said.
"Me too!" I answered.
"Well come on" she said. "Let's go to bed."
"May as well" I said. "I'm gonna be in trouble when I get home anyway."
Jan 12, 2020 07:24:09 #
Jan 12, 2020 08:31:33 #
Smokypig wrote:
Well, BB, it got even worse from there. When I got home the wife was ready; fuzzy bathrobe, fluffy slippers, hair in rollers, arms crossed.
"Drunk!" she said.
"Me too!" I answered.
"Well come on" she said. "Let's go to bed."
"May as well" I said. "I'm gonna be in trouble when I get home anyway."
"Drunk!" she said.
"Me too!" I answered.
"Well come on" she said. "Let's go to bed."
"May as well" I said. "I'm gonna be in trouble when I get home anyway."
And your still alive to say this? Amazing!!!!
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