Grandma Lily was new to the rest home and sitting out in the main lobby along with several other people and enjoying meeting other elder people. Everything seemed as it should. Then she started to lean to her left and immediatley one of the CNAs strightened her up and put a pillow between her and the wheelchair. Then she started to lean to right and right away a CNA straightened her up and put another pillow between her and the wheelchair..When she started to lean forward again a CNA put pillows to hold her up. Just about then her niece came in to see how was was getting along and Grandma yelled "get me out of here"!!!!! Her niece asked her why. Grandma said " they won't let me f*rt!!!!!!!"
An 85 year old woman was up for murder charge and Judge asked her to tell about what happened. She said she was swinging in her front porch swing when this young man came up and sat down beside her and gave her "that look" and she became a little aroused.The he put his arm around her shoulder and he became more aroused. She said "He put his hand on my leg and I got awfully aroused"! I told him "Take Me.Take Me" and I hiked up my dress and he jumped up and got between my legs and said "April fools" and that was when I shot that Sonovabitch"!
Grandma Lily was new to the rest home and sitting out in the main lobby along with several other people and enjoying meeting other elder people. Everything seemed as it should. Then she started to lean to her left and immediatley one of the CNAs strightened her up and put a pillow between her and the wheelchair. Then she started to lean to right and right away a CNA straightened her up and put another pillow between her and the wheelchair..When she started to lean forward again a CNA put pillows to hold her up. Just about then her niece came in to see how was was getting along and Grandma yelled "get me out of here"!!!!! Her niece asked her why. Grandma said " they won't let me f*rt!!!!!!!"
Grandma Lily was new to the rest home and sitting ... (show quote)