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Jan 4, 2020 19:10:41   #
fisher Loc: whitewater,colorado
 
Grandma Lily was new to the rest home and sitting out in the main lobby along with several other people and enjoying meeting other elder people. Everything seemed as it should. Then she started to lean to her left and immediatley one of the CNAs strightened her up and put a pillow between her and the wheelchair. Then she started to lean to right and right away a CNA straightened her up and put another pillow between her and the wheelchair..When she started to lean forward again a CNA put pillows to hold her up. Just about then her niece came in to see how was was getting along and Grandma yelled "get me out of here"!!!!! Her niece asked her why. Grandma said " they won't let me f*rt!!!!!!!"

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Jan 4, 2020 19:13:43   #
Graywulff Loc: Cortez,Co.
 
THAT'S FUNNY!!!!!😂👍

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Jan 4, 2020 19:23:48   #
flyguy Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!
 
That's a WINNER!

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Jan 4, 2020 19:32:01   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
flyguy wrote:
That's a WINNER!


Clould you update your profile please so the rest of us will know more about the conversation when you post.

Man I been waiting to say that, every since you said you were heading south a while back.

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Jan 4, 2020 19:46:55   #
plumbob Loc: New Windsor Maryland
 
Got you there Fly.

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Jan 4, 2020 20:29:01   #
Gordon Loc: Charleston South Carolina
 
That was a good one

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Jan 4, 2020 21:48:54   #
campbellclan Loc: Levy Co. Florida
 
Out standing I had to copy that one. No copyright I hope.

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Jan 5, 2020 01:48:44   #
Judge32 Loc: Vidalia, Ga. 30474
 
An 85 year old woman was up for murder charge and Judge asked her to tell about what happened. She said she was swinging in her front porch swing when this young man came up and sat down beside her and gave her "that look" and she became a little aroused.The he put his arm around her shoulder and he became more aroused. She said "He put his hand on my leg and I got awfully aroused"! I told him "Take Me.Take Me" and I hiked up my dress and he jumped up and got between my legs and said "April fools" and that was when I shot that Sonovabitch"!

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Jan 5, 2020 07:56:02   #
Raw Dawg Ron Loc: St. Petersburg, FL
 
Jest teasing Grandma could be dangerous.

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Jan 5, 2020 08:39:40   #
Big dog Loc: Bayshore, Long Island, New York
 
fisher wrote:
Grandma Lily was new to the rest home and sitting out in the main lobby along with several other people and enjoying meeting other elder people. Everything seemed as it should. Then she started to lean to her left and immediatley one of the CNAs strightened her up and put a pillow between her and the wheelchair. Then she started to lean to right and right away a CNA straightened her up and put another pillow between her and the wheelchair..When she started to lean forward again a CNA put pillows to hold her up. Just about then her niece came in to see how was was getting along and Grandma yelled "get me out of here"!!!!! Her niece asked her why. Grandma said " they won't let me f*rt!!!!!!!"
Grandma Lily was new to the rest home and sitting ... (show quote)


👍😜

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Jan 5, 2020 08:45:48   #
Graywulff Loc: Cortez,Co.
 
Really funny there judge. Thanks.

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Jan 5, 2020 09:23:09   #
Doug Lemmon Loc: Rochester Mills, PA
 
Old women are just like farts... never trust any of 'em...

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Jan 5, 2020 12:13:15   #
Steelhead Mickey Loc: NJ
 
Looks like Grandma Lily just wanted to "raise up on one cheek & squeak"...





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Jan 5, 2020 15:47:57   #
Big A Loc: Mesa, Arizona
 
Yo ! Oz ! Not sure if he's posted it or not, nor whether he's updated, but I believe he's mentioned
S.E. Minn. at some point !

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Jan 5, 2020 16:42:40   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
Big A wrote:
Yo ! Oz ! Not sure if he's posted it or not, nor whether he's updated, but I believe he's mentioned
S.E. Minn. at some point !


Relocated to texas fir a bit just jerkin his chain

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