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The taxi ride
Dec 24, 2019 01:30:21   #
MadMac Loc: Marion (in Grant County) Indiana
 
A man decided it was too hot to walk to work so he hailed a cab.

After riding for a mile or so he wanted to ask the driver a question so he reached up front and tapped the driver on the shoulder.

The driver screamed jerked the wheel ran the cab up onto the curb and into a tree.

The passenger apologized and said he only wanted to ask a question.

The driver said that's ok sir. Not your fault. This is my first day driving a cab. For the last 25 years I've driven a hearse..

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Dec 24, 2019 01:48:17   #
saw1 Loc: nor cal Windsor
 
Hey MM, that was a good one.

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Dec 24, 2019 07:49:41   #
flyguy Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!
 
I haven't heard that one before, it's a goody.

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Dec 24, 2019 08:47:31   #
Fishin Fool 69 Loc: Etowah, TN
 
Definitely got me laughing, thank you MM.

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Dec 24, 2019 08:59:30   #
Gordon Loc: Charleston South Carolina
 
Lmao. that was a good one.

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Dec 24, 2019 10:19:29   #
EasternOZ Loc: Kansas City Metro
 
Great way to start the day thanks MM.

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Dec 24, 2019 12:17:51   #
Spiritof27 Loc: Lincoln, CA
 
Heard it before, but still funny. Good one.

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Dec 24, 2019 12:22:15   #
Spiritof27 Loc: Lincoln, CA
 
A problem down at the mortuary. The guy that wrote that Hokey Pokey song had died and they were putting him in his coffin. They put his right foot in - and that's when the trouble started.

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Dec 24, 2019 12:22:15   #
Spiritof27 Loc: Lincoln, CA
 
A problem down at the mortuary. The guy that wrote that Hokey Pokey song had died and they were putting him in his coffin. They put his right foot in - and that's when the trouble started.

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Dec 24, 2019 15:55:33   #
Steelhead Mickey Loc: NJ
 
You can always trust the Undertaker - he's the last guy to let you down.

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Dec 25, 2019 11:18:45   #
Doug Lemmon Loc: Rochester Mills, PA
 
Lol!



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Dec 28, 2019 09:28:42   #
Dennisjj Loc: Kinston N.C.
 
So true steelhead so true.

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