MadMac
Loc: Marion (in Grant County) Indiana
A man decided it was too hot to walk to work so he hailed a cab.
After riding for a mile or so he wanted to ask the driver a question so he reached up front and tapped the driver on the shoulder.
The driver screamed jerked the wheel ran the cab up onto the curb and into a tree.
The passenger apologized and said he only wanted to ask a question.
The driver said that's ok sir. Not your fault. This is my first day driving a cab. For the last 25 years I've driven a hearse..
saw1
Loc: nor cal Windsor
Hey MM, that was a good one.
flyguy
Loc: Lake Onalaska, Sunfish Capitol of the World!
I haven't heard that one before, it's a goody.
Definitely got me laughing, thank you MM.
Gordon
Loc: Charleston South Carolina
Lmao. that was a good one.
Great way to start the day thanks MM.
Heard it before, but still funny. Good one.
A problem down at the mortuary. The guy that wrote that Hokey Pokey song had died and they were putting him in his coffin. They put his right foot in - and that's when the trouble started.
A problem down at the mortuary. The guy that wrote that Hokey Pokey song had died and they were putting him in his coffin. They put his right foot in - and that's when the trouble started.
You can always trust the Undertaker - he's the last guy to let you down.
So true steelhead so true.
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