flyguy and the doc
Dec 23, 2019 18:51:00 #
flyguy was feeling under the weather so he went to see the doctor. After a thorough exam and listening to his symptoms the doc said "fly, I'm going to write you a prescription for some suppositories and I want to see you back here in 10 days." 10 days later and flyguy is back at the doc and not feeling much better. "Well fly, did you use those suppositories like I told you to?" Flyguy told the doc " So I read on the bottle how to take em and it said to put one in my rectum twice a day. Well doc, I didn't have any rectum so I put it in my Postum and for all the good it did I might just as well have stuck it up my butt."
Dec 23, 2019 19:36:39 #
Dec 23, 2019 19:49:51 #
I'm afraid I'm too old. The punchline only works if you know what Postum is. My grandad used to drink that stuff 60 some years ago. Don't know if eve still sell it. And I do believe that is a true story, only the names have been changed to protect true culprits.
Dec 23, 2019 19:51:33 #
By golly you can. Amazon has it. Of course they do. Amazon has everything.
Dec 23, 2019 21:52:21 #
Spiritof27 wrote:
By golly you can. Amazon has it. Of course they do. Amazon has everything.
Not everything but close.
Dec 23, 2019 22:53:20 #
Dec 23, 2019 23:00:37 #
Dec 24, 2019 08:44:06 #
Wow. Memories of my grandfather drinking Postom ..... after his morning dose of Geritol.
Dec 24, 2019 09:05:08 #
There was another one called Sanka, too. I never tried either one.
Dec 24, 2019 10:13:32 #
JimRed wrote:
I believe Sanka was decaf coffee. Postum was something else not even sure what it was made of. SANKA WAS AWFUL! Never had Postum.There was another one called Sanka, too. I never tried either one.
Dec 24, 2019 10:57:10 #
Kinda like smoking. In the old west the cowboys used to make there tobacco last longer by mixing buffalos dung with the tobacco. I’ll bet they had no trouble keeping to outlaws away from them!
Dec 24, 2019 12:39:13 #
Dec 24, 2019 12:59:45 #
Steelhead Mickey wrote:
It was a thing picked up from our native brethren I believe.Buffalo Dung? Never "herd" that one....
Dec 24, 2019 13:06:26 #
I smoked for about 55years but never heard of it nor did I smoke any dung. Smoked some pretty good sh*t when I was in Africa, but no dung that I know of. Would've been camel dung most likely if I did.
Dec 24, 2019 13:38:04 #
Spiritof27 wrote:
No buffalo chips to found anymore. Long since plowed under......I smoked for about 55years but never heard of it nor did I smoke any dung. Smoked some pretty good sh*t when I was in Africa, but no dung that I know of. Would've been camel dung most likely if I did.
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