When I'm not playing music or fishing, I am writing stand-up or telling jokes. I love funny stuff. Here is one for you...
I hope I'm not banished from the site after this!

A farmer went next door to his neighbor's house and knocked on the door. The neighbors were farmers too. A 9 year old boy answered the door.
"I need to talk to your Daddy," said the farmer.
"He ain't home," the boy told him.
"Then call your Mama to the door"
"Mama went to town with Daddy", said the kid.
"Well then, tell your brother Homer I need to talk to him now.
"Homer went with Mama and Daddy to town. I'm the only one here."
Then the boy told him, "I know where all the tools are if you need to borrow one, or I can write down a message for Daddy and give it to him when he gets back from town!"
The farmer kind of hem-hawed around, shuffled back and forth, then finally said, "Well, I really need to talk to your Daddy about your brother Homer getting my daughter pregnant!
The boy looked a little puzzled and said, "Well, I know Daddy charges $500 for the bull, and $50 for the pig, but I'm not sure how much Daddy charges for Homer!"

So you say and with each post you want to make fun of the people that v**ed for him not the man himself and that would be over half the country I’m not claiming for him to be a god of any kind he’s a man with bad flaws and good qualities as well just like the rest of us but hell yes I have a Trump sticker on my truck like it or not we have two choices and you better believe I’m v****g for the one that puts America first tries to save my money instead of raising taxes and giving it to every other country that thinks they need it that puts people into positions for experience not because they can’t figure out if they was born with an innie or an outtie tries to keep jobs in America and criminals out unlike your great idea on the last post of how great the crooked Clintons are they’ve k**led more people than the plaque for one not to mention nafta o thats a great idea let’s send all of our jobs overseas and then wonder why Americans have no moral and on drugs and depression I just hope for the sake of our country not very many people in I thought was a pretty cooler state of New Mexico think like you do hopefully they’re on a different water system

I do find it sad, yet entertaining that those of us on the right feel those on the other side are also in a cult. That seems to be the only thing we agree on…
My Dad’s lesson to us was that all politicians are corrupt, so we were to choose the lesser of the two evils.
There should be age limits, term limits and a review process for all (halfway through their terms) to see how well they were doing in keeping their promises.
Stop the lifetime support and make them utilize the same healthcare plan they v**ed in for the rest of us!
All for now, but please start mixing your own batch of Kool Aid!