A wife goes into the doctors office and says my husband thinks he's a Dog and all he will eat is Dog food, will dog food hurt him?? Doctor says dog food I think is OK!! But take him to see a mental health doctor!! Two weeks later Doctor see's the wife on the street and asks how's your husband?? She says Oh!! he's dead!!! Doc says Oh!! God did the Dog Food kill him??? NO!! he was laying the driveway licking his Balls and I backed the Car over Him!!
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How come witches can't have babies?? Their husbands have Holloweenies!!
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I was little boy and up dressed as a pirate on Halloween! Went to this nice old ladies house, she said your a sweet little boy!!
Waiting for my Treat!! she says where are your Buccaneers?? Lady!!!! they are under my Bucken Hat!!! I grew up in a rough neighborhood!!!
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Great project!! Old Stuff can last forever!! New Stuff they put out by the road for free!! First rain in melts into the road!!
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Back in the late 50's Sheldon and I would go fishing at Tar Wharf on Dorchester Bay. We would go to to A-1 Bait Shop on Dot Ave. Seaworms were about $1.50 a dozen. We didn't have enough $$$ The owner said I'll tell you what!! bring me 6 dozen nightcrawlers and I'll give you a dozen seaworms in exchange. When we went fresh water fishing we would get crawlers at night with flashlights at St. Peters Rectory because they watered the lawn every other day and we reached thru the iron fence and picked them up. So we got 6 dozen and got our dozen seaworms in trade. We did this several times til on one morning the bait shop was closed so we went to Tar Wharf with the night crawlers!!
Duh!! Caught as many fish with them as with seaworms!!! Dumb young kids!! Now we are Dumb Old Farts!!
Still love telling each other fish stories!!
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How did you guess what my Grandpa did for a living. He also recommended eating Bit of Honey candy!! Boy that stuff pulled out a lot of fillings!!!
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A dash of mortar and then eat it with a trowel!!

My late grandpa's recipe for Carp.
Put it in the oven with a red brick at 450 degrees
Cook til the brick in tender then throw away the carp and eat the brick!!
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Retired now!! Was a Welding instructor and fabricator and owed an Ice Cream shop for 35 years. Just play golf and fish a little now. Love this site to jog my memories.
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Memories!! In the late Fifties Sheldon and I fished for Carp on the Charles River in Boston. Being 12 years old. We caught some and was offered 5 cents a pound by Jewish man. We asked what he did with them? He said he would Pickle them?? All we knew is we had fare home on the MTA and an RC Cola and a couple of Devil Dogs too enjoy!!
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I watched a cooking show once!! I think it Fried my Brain!! Just Kidding!! Caught a lot of Carp and Catfish in my youth. Had catfish for breakfast but let the crap I mean Carp go!!!
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Spend a week watching CNN News then Fox News and MSNBC and then you decide where the BS is coming from!!
Remember those who Died for what we have!!! Don't throw it away for BS!!
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My friend had a 1970 Olds 4-4-2 He didn't get any commissions!! but it had a great Hurst 4 speed transmission!!!
Just (Speeding!!) saying... Thanks RJS
Off topic but brought back memories!!
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Maybe you should have gone with an Olds 88??
Just (kidding) Sayin
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Amazing how Photo Shop can make that monster look smaller than you!! You need a bigger Boat!!
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