Thank you Spirit. Great questions!!!!
More silly husband and wife jokes:
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Husband: “Soon we will be married for 10 years. I will get you a nice new car for our anniversary.”
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Wife: “Oh darling. Nothing would please me more!”
And so the husband got her nothing for the anniversary.
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She: "Honey, I don't like you with the new glasses on."
He: "But sweetheart, I don't wear any glasses."
She: "True, but I do."
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“I cuddle with my husband about two or three times a week.”
“Yeah? Me just once.”
“Oh, but wait, I thought you were single.”
“Ah I see. I thought we were talking about your husband.”
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A wife complains to her husband: “Just look at that couple down the road, Roger, how lovely they are. He keeps holding her hand, kissing her, holding the door for her … Why can’t you do the same?”
“Are you mad? I barely know the woman!”
Woman to her husband while having wild sex: "Please say dirty things to me!"
Man: "Bath, Kitchen, Living room..."
Why don’t women propose?
Because when they kneel down, men get all the wrong ideas.
A man approaches a very beautiful woman in the supermarket and says, “You know, I’ve lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?”
“Why?” asked the beautiful woman.
To which the man replied, “Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman my wife appears out of nowhere.”
A hacker spends a day at a plush country club, playing golf and enjoying the luxury of a complimentary caddy. Being a hacker, he, of course, plays poorly all day. Round about the 18th hole, he spots a lake off to the left of the fairway. He looks at the caddy and says, “I’ve played so lousy all day, I think I’m going to go drown myself in that lake.” The caddy looks back at him and says, “I don’t think you could keep your head down that long.”
Another silly golf joke:
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A man is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years. One day, he sees a speck in the horizon. He thinks to himself, “It’s not a ship.” The speck gets a little closer and he thinks, “It’s not a boat.” The speck gets even closer and he thinks, “It’s not a raft.” Then, out of the surf comes this gorgeous blonde woman, wearing a wet suit and scuba gear. She comes up to the guy and says, “How long has it been since you’ve had a cigarette?”
“Ten years,” he says.
She reaches over and unzips a waterproof pocket on her left sleeve and pulls out a pack of fresh cigarettes.
He takes one, lights it, takes a long drag, and says, “Man, oh man! Is that good!”
Then she asked, “How long has it been since you’ve had a drink of whiskey?”
He replies, “Ten years!”
She reaches over, unzips her waterproof pocket on her right sleeve, pulls out a flask and gives it to him.
He takes a long swig and says, “Wow, that’s fantastic!”
Then she starts unzipping a longer zipper that runs down the front of her wet suit and she says to him, “And how long has it been since you’ve had some real fun?”
And the man replies, “Wow! Don’t tell me that you’ve got golf clubs in there!”
Here's a golf one.
One fine day, John and Don are out golfing when John slices his ball deep into a wooded ravine. He grabs his 7-iron and proceeds down the embankment into the ravine in search of his ball.
The brush is quite thick, but he searches diligently and suddenly he spots something shiny. As he gets closer, he realizes that the shiny object is in fact a 7-iron in the hands of a skeleton lying near an old golf ball.
John excitedly calls out to his golfing partner: “Hey Don, come here. I’ve got some real trouble down here.”
Don comes running over to the edge of the ravine and calls out: “What’s the matter, John? Is everything okay?”
John shouts back in a nervous voice, “Throw me my 8-iron! Apparently you can’t get out of here with a seven.
#9 Italian actor? in Life is Beautiful
Good movie.
#4 Tom Hands - Philadelphia?
#7 Jack Nicholson - Somethings Got To Give
That’s the fun part hoping for something better. 😁
Has anyone soon this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbWm2ftTgOs
OJdidit wrote:
Kandy makes an excellent point, but until you do…(assuming you are trying in freshwater) try a third of a night crawler threaded onto a #4 or #6 hook, suspended below a slip bobber. Cast it outside a weed edge and be ready to adjust the depth 6-12” at a time. Let it sit for a minute, reel in a few feet and let it sit for another minute. If nothing bites, adjust your depth before your next cast. A bobber twitch helps every now and then, too, as well as a SLOW, steady retrieve. Good luck!
I think Kandy is right that a worm will catch almost any fish possible. Perhaps also look at using the lightest leader you can handle 2-4 pound flourocarbon if the fish are small and see if you can find a bait shop who recommends the best bait to get you started? It's pretty much what I do if I'm fishing a new area and don't know the local knowledge of catching the fish.