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Dec 7, 2021 14:00:12   #
FixorFish wrote:
Ya'all are friggin hilarious.

CH... maybe you can divine the truth the next time you log on to the QAnon site....most certain they'll have an answer (or three)for you..... they're the ones who delve into those "mysteries", lucid and rational folk don't.

Personally, I think I would actually be okay with some magnetized wrists &/or back of hands..... to hold those screws while I'm screwing together a project, have an alternative lure at the ready. I have one of those magnetic wristbands, but sometimes I forget it..... might be a real "pain in the ass" if my whole body was such.... sitting on a pair of pliers or such, that just stuck there.

But hey... misplacing your keys would be a thing of the past !
Good luck on that quest !
Ya'all are friggin hilarious. br br CH... maybe y... (show quote)

Years ago on Mike Judge's King Of The Hill, there was an episode about a Big mouth Billy Bass- like singing/wiggling bass on a plaque. The neighbor Dale claimed these fish were bugged by the government. It was so funny, of course Dale was into conspiracies. At the very end of the episode a very brief scene was show with lots of government looking people sitting at desks monitoring the incoming information from the fish. That was an unexpected scene but those few seconds made that episode a classic.
I would have responded sooner but I was looking for my keys...just kiddin'
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Dec 6, 2021 21:05:44   #
saw1 wrote:
I was wonderin when somebody was goin to mention "History of the World Part I"
All the others are right there too.


It's good to be the king.
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Dec 6, 2021 20:29:18   #
Catfish hunter wrote:
Have you ever wondered which ingredient in the vaccine is magnetic?


Yes !
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Dec 6, 2021 20:18:43   #
nutz4fish wrote:
Great line of dialog.


I think my favorite line was when Striker had agreed he was nervous. Then the smiling elder lady asked, first time ?
Oh no, I have been nervous lots of times.
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Dec 6, 2021 20:16:00   #
Weekend At Bernie' s was pretty good too. Man there are so many, I can not picked the funniest. Top Secret was great too.
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Dec 6, 2021 20:10:01   #
Johnny70 wrote:
Napoleon Dynamite.


That is another great one, again I did not think of it...Gosh !
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Dec 6, 2021 20:07:08   #
Mdz55 wrote:
One of my favorite comedy movies is Crocodile Dundee.
“That’s not a knife….THAT’S a knife!”

G’day Mate!


That is another great one Mdz ! I loved him defending the crocodile that wanted to eat the thong clad lass in the out back...Don't hold that against him the same thought ran through my mind.
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Dec 6, 2021 20:01:30   #
drifter023 wrote:
The Gods must be crazy 😜
The first one.


Oh yes indeed Drifter, that movie is very funny and I had forgotten all about it. Thank you for bringing it up.
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Dec 6, 2021 19:58:02   #
Spiritof27 wrote:
Didn't want to give that away, but yes you are correct. Who knew blowing a raspberry could be so funny?


I missed about ten minutes of the movie after that campfire scene. I was laughing so hard, it was the first time that I ever heard any farting in a movie.
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Dec 6, 2021 19:54:17   #
DCGravity wrote:
Quite possibly the most profound and thought provoking dialog in cinematic history:
> S******t, maaaaan. That honky muf' be messin' mah old lady... got to be runnin' cold upside down his head, you know?
> Hey home', I can dig it. Know ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap up on you, man!
> I say hey, sky... subba say I wan' see...
> Uh-huh.
> ...pray to J I did the same-ol', same-ol'!
> Hey... knock a self a pro, Slick! That gray matter backlot perform us DOWN, I take TCB-in', man!
> Hey, you know what they say: see a broad to get dat booty yak 'em...
> ...leg 'er down a smack 'em yak 'em!
> COL' got to be! Y'know? S******t.
Quite possibly the most profound and thought provo... (show quote)

Just one of the many great moments ! And stop calling me Shirley.
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Dec 6, 2021 14:10:10   #
Big brother is listening and watching us all very closely. Ain't that right Alexa ?
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Dec 6, 2021 14:04:42   #
Airplane
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Oct 13, 2021 18:05:33   #
Govna wrote:
okay thanks Hip, I might try the kyack but the cannon sounds really fun but I won't be doing that, hee-hee..


I thought I spelled it wrong...It is the same forward as backwards, kayak...there it is !
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Oct 13, 2021 18:03:07   #
hippie wrote:
You mentioned sharks. I forgot about them in the surf. I know they caught a bunch of 8 to 10 ft sharks in the surf at night. Lots of pics were posted on https://www.thehulltruth.com/ You may have to search for them but the pics are there. (it amazes me how grown people are stupid enough to wrestle sharks still in the water and to get on their backs cowboy style in the water, while these sharks are alive!). Normally the sharks are sand tigers, however, regular tigers and hammerheads make up a fair percentage of the sharks caught. As for rigging I only know that they use kyacs and paddle out a couple of hundred yards and drop the bait down. Some had cannon setups that would shoot the bait out 300 yds. I did hear that in Md. the legislature passed a law prohibiting the use of cannons and possibly the kyacs but I'm not sure on the kyacs. Good luck if you give it a try.
You mentioned sharks. I forgot about them in the s... (show quote)
okay thanks Hip, I might try the kyack but the cannon sounds really fun but I won't be doing that, hee-hee..
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Oct 13, 2021 13:09:51   #
hippie wrote:
Ferd, as for fishing Assateauge Island, they did catch a few red drum this year. The stripers, however, have not showed up in at least 10 years! I reside in that area and have not caught a legal sized fish in 8 years straight!! Basically, there are no fish here any more.
That is a terrible thing to hear. I have been up and around there but only for work purposes, but those waters looked so promising. I was in Chincoteague Island area and Cape Charles both on the VA end. Many years ago a co-worker had family in Cape Charles and we went out in the Chesapeake Bay. In a boat, we caught all kinds of fish even a shark. It was great fun and we filled the cooler and beyond. I know that is south of Assateauge and many years back like late 80's to early 90's...hopefully, it will one day recover. I remember hearing about the nudist place there and David Letterman got such a kick out of it with the island's ironic name.
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