Tomorrow is the National Home-school Tornado Drill. Lock your kids in the basement until you give the all-clear. You’re welcome!
I was so bored I called Jake from State Farm just to talk to someone. He asked me what I was wearing.
2019: Stay away from negative people. 2020: Stay away from positive people.
The world has turned upside down. Old folks are sneaking out of the house, and their kids are yelling at them to stay indoors!
This virus has done what no woman has been able to do…cancel all sports, and keep men at home!!!
Do not call the police on suspicious people in your neighborhood! Those are your neighbors without makeup and hair extensions!
Since we can’t eat out, now’s the perfect time to eat better, get fit, and stay healthy. We’re quarantined! Who are we trying to impress? We have snacks, we have sweatpants – I say we use them!
Day 7 at home and the dog is looking at me like, “See? This is why I chew the furniture!”
Does anyone know if we can take showers yet or should we just keep washing our hands???
I never thought the comment “I wouldn’t touch him/her with a 6-foot pole” would become a national policy, but here we are
Me: Alexa what’s the weather this weekend?
Alexa: It doesn’t matter – you’re not going anywhere.
Can everyone please just follow the government instructions so we can knock out this corona virus and be done?! I feel like a kindergartner who keeps losing more recess time because one or two kids can’t follow directions.
I swear my fridge just said, “what do you want now?”
Quarantine has turned us into dogs. We roam the house all day looking for food. We are told “no” if we get too close to strangers. And we get really excited about car rides.
Sounds good, I do like whites and Zinfandel is always a good choice. I’ll see if I can find that one. I’ve had other Copper Ridge here.
Day was good. Went to g our daughter’s and had sweet ham, smoked turkey, corn casserole, coleslaw and scalloped potatoes. All of it was excellent. My wife with cancer sat apart as I did. Yet we were all together, the best part!
I’ll take friends of all kinds...and I can be a knuckle head sometimes.
I’ve fished crappie in Monroe. I enjoy mosquito inlet and the inter coastal for salt
We who work in hospice feel we have been privileged to be a part of your loved ones life! We gain more than we give.
Thanks, you guys are a blast!
Hello everyone, I’ve been watching a while. Want to thank all of you. I am a hospice chaplain and fisherman. You guys have lifted my soul on tough days, many times. This is a great forum.